@coolunkle

anything i say here is banter. just jokes. nothing serious.

Joined March 2017
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being overwhelmed by a client you love and enjoy🥹❤️
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Beyhova’s Witness 🐎@__Siphelele23h
Replying to @yandangcobo
@yandangcobo @Mzi_wamadoda @tildah_hh @coolunkle @uKabelo1 When are we stepping in to assist bafazi ?
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iGig zam 💎
✬@slwaneeeeOct 18
😭😭
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yusuke@juanvenchyOct 17
yusuke@juanvenchyOct 16
you’ll be getting your dick sucked and suddenly it’s oh can we kiss like woah slow down sir we just met
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not phased bc i don’t drink alcohol, yenzani iTrend yamaJuice ngifuna ukunikhombisa 🙏
ᥫ᭡.@bambinoh_xoOct 18
no one is spitting an alcohol shot from their mouth to mine, motho o wele 💔
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Asisipho Burwana@Shoun_BOct 17
Juan pleaaaaase 😭
Juan Veloz
@JVELOZZOct 17
Sames.
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good
Aelin@linnssinsOct 16
someone reads your tweets and thinks you are crazy btw
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kitty@scarykittyyyOct 16
Showing every sign of depression except loss of appetite
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miya@miyarah_Oct 16
la manzanilla viendo todo lo que tiene que calmar en mi sistema nervioso
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mrs. glock 🩵
@mylovedes_1Oct 17
me as soon as i hear some shit:
Skreddah@SkreddahOct 17
if you not confrontational stfu cuz I’m bringing the bullshit to your front door
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i don’t like this thing of y’all capturing @uSiphesihle__ when he’s down 🫩
𝐰𝐢†𝐜𝐡𝐬𝐲@evilitalianOct 16
do you guys want to see my favorite video on the Internet
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being a ho is much easier than falling in love #younghomaths
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This tweet aged like a fine wine 🤣
Asisipho Burwana@Shoun_B2 Sep 2019
Replying to @Dumi_MkokstadSa
Ndithe thula, Dumi.
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Asisipho Burwana@Shoun_B2 Sep 2019
Replying to @Dumi_MkokstadSa
Ndithe thula, Dumi.
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Matoetoe 🇱🇸@coolunkleOct 14
sharp, aena flopo 👍
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4 days later and i’m still fine
Snoh Aalegra’s son@uSiphesihle__Oct 9
you will begin to cough in 3 days @coolunkle🙏🏾
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Ubereats prices are crazy man. something i buy for R120 at the store is R160 on Ubereats and i still have to pay DELIVERY AND SERVICE FEES on top of that R40 additional charge??? nah okes
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sharp, aena flopo 👍
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just received a “you don’t qualify for this loan” from Capitec if banks don’t have money nna ke mang💔🫩
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ok, bye
Matoetoe 🇱🇸@coolunkleSep 28
this app is so addictive, i deleted it twice today and i am back here again- mxm
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