6'4" Texas Storyteller, Pro-Fun
Joined April 2024
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Wifes 100% love it when they come home to see you took half a day off and are sitting in your recliner watching Looney Tunes and laughing real loud and slapping the chair arm when Elmer Fudds gun barrel blows up.
I will full-on instantly propose to any woman no matter what they look like if they can cut my hair and save me from the humiliating misery of going to a sports themed haircut place.
The rumors are true peter jackson is a complete and total hack. The guy doesn't even make movies anymore because he knows he's dosen't have it in him. He know's if he tried he'd make a disclosure day
Science is basically just the 17th century version of "best practices" and if you love science too much you are basically like those linkedin weirdos.
I laugh uncontrollably at the scene in It 2 when Henry Bowers slides down the stair rail after escaping. That MFer was having some good old timey FUN!!!
Man i wish I had a son i could go to the bar with, instead I got the girliest damn daughter anyone could think of
Of all the things AA teaches I think the whole "if you mess up you're back to square one" thing is exceptionally evil. Jane Fonda in Hanoi levels of evil.
A lot of y'all don't understand that Hatch Green Chili season is the only good thing about the month of August.
I just had the most miserable experience at a restaurant I've ever hard. Complete humiliation ritual. Radicalized.
I bet if boomers were around when david wrote psalms lamenting the prosperity of the wicked, they would have advised him that the wicked got to where they are by working really hard and if he stops feeling sorry for himself and "focusing on other people" he can get there too.