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Psst, tell your friends they should be watching Dirty Pair 👀
▶️ streaming free on retro retrocrush.tv
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Y'all gotta stop treating this app like an open journal. Your privacy has become a privilege. These apps aren't your friends neither are the majority of people you engage with online, you don't actually know them. And you really don't need to give them every detail of your life.
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my friend’s aunt is a lawyer at Paramount and was a part of Jackass Forever. They’d be like “hey we wanna jump on our friend’s balls with a pogo stick” and a woman with multiple degrees and decades of experience would calculate the liability of crushing Danger Ehren’s balls
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thank you betty white for being so kind to this kid behind the scenes and for teaching me
the most important life lesson
“ sometimes life just isn’t fair kiddo “
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the reason Cookie Clicker isn't getting NFT references is because i have no interest in immortalizing those things even as a joke
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they ratio'ed me jerry!!!!!!!!!!! they ratio'ed me!!!!!!!!!! do you know how long i won’t be able to show my face on the timeline????
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The daily struggles of “who is gonna get into the Hunny Pot first” and “who is gonna throw a fit about it”.


































