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I am editing my twitter profile. Just a cute human looking for a 6 figure development deal. Hell, 5 figures at this point.

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This platform is garbage, but where else could I mention the lead singer of the Zero Boys told me he liked my shirt in a Menards today?
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Japan loves me. You should all take a page from their playbook.
今夜販売開始します!エモーティブメロディックバンドCBGAVの傑作アルバム初のアナログ化!それから米から持ち帰ってきたやつなどなど。よろしくです! watersliderecords.com/distro…
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Bloated Kat Records rules!
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Throwing myself a huuuge 40th birthday party cuz no one else was gonna wl.seetickets.us/event/The-E…
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#今日の仕込みmusic 2 Chopper - Last Call For The Dancers (1998) (Full Album) youtu.be/W6HicSC9klE @YouTubeより
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Finally, rumspringer getting that recognition that two of them deserve
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I didn't think it was possible to fit a comprehensive and historical overview of heavy metal on just 3 CDs, but Greatest Ever Heavy Metal just proved my ass wrong
500円で買ったメタルの廉価VA3枚組。適当にシャッフルして決めたような曲順が面白い。久々に聴いたAccept "Ball to the wall", Warrant "Cherry Pie"でテンション上がり車内大合唱(独りで)。
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I never tweet any more because of important reasons, but I just had to remark that I am really high and it feels like Metallica are trying to come out of my stereo and fucking kill me.
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Three times this year I've bought a pricy record on discogs and had the seller reply "I don't have that record, but take a look at the rest of my list and let's work something out" I know people are cruelly dying and starving every day on this planet, but can we fix this first?
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Martin Short Is Clifford retweeted
Are used to do crime for survival, but now I just do crime for sport
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突然ですが11月のリリース作品もう1タイトル急遽プレス上がってきそうなんで追加となりました!今夜から予約開始します。このプロジェクト参加してるの00年代USポップパンクリバイバルバンド好きな人なら鼻血ブーです。参加バンドのみなさんのおかげで日本分確保できました。 watersliderecords.com/distro…
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The Tao tells us by ceasing our need to cast judgment on things we can finish this bag of pot together.
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youtu.be/76i7pebRm3I Saddened by the news of the passing of 1000 Travels of Jawaharlal bassist Shinichi Iwata. I never met him, but his life touched mine from across the world as a fan of his music for 18 years. Honored to have been allowed to reissue a record he plays on. RIP
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As I continue to fail upward, UK pop punk legends Skimmer have joined the Bloated Kat family and their new album just came out and it's right here bloatedkatrecords.bandcamp.c… Absolutely incredible thing to have happened!
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Two bloated kat bands are playing together tomorrow in Tokyo, or maybe it's today there now already. Anyway, y'all should go if you can
いよいよ本日です。無理せず来てください!楽しみましょ!遠足は家に帰るまでが遠足ですよ。17時オープン17時半スタートですから。当日券はありませんので。
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Joke for anyone who gets it. Don't care
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The thing about people who refer to limited colorways of vinyl records as "sexy" is that they often do not have sex.
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