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Joined July 2018
i used to be young asian man doing tai chi in the park now i am asian man doing tai chi in the park if i keep this up i get to be old asian man doing tai chi in the park
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guys what should i dress up as for halloween? (pls don't say a cookie pls don't say a cookie pls don't say a cookie)
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spent the evening stringing beads to make bracelets. holes in the beads were small and i like to double string it so it took a while to make. i made 5. i'm sure there's a tool to string them quicker but i believe i've imbued my intention into them now. they will make great gifts!
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tai chi is good for lymphatic drainage
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we asked the waiter for the trifle and he smiled at us and had to explain it doesn鈥檛 exist
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so cute when i meet a new guy and 5mins in he's showing me pictures of him and his gf in traditional clothes and telling me about how he made his own anki app to learn her language. love really is a verb
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i'm wearing an adidas tracksuit to a party. the only reason this is acceptable is because it's a chinese new year adidas tracksuit. it truly is the chinese century!!
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i have discovered you can put chocolate on to the cookies after baking! it looks even yummier now! it felt kinda bad pushing the cold chocolate into the hot dough but i think it was worth it!!
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new girl in tai chi class couldn鈥檛 stop laughing during standing meditation. her bf looked annoyed at her so she went to stand in the corner. i actually didn't mind tho. she stayed the entire class and apologised after. no hard feelings. it's way worse when they storm out noisily
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went to the corner shop to get cookie ingredients and i saw they had cookie mix. i was trying to find brown sugar but it was not with the baking stuff so i kept looking at the mix. i've never tried it. i was half tempted. in another life, i was a cookie mix guy. i just know it...
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the sky looks really beautiful right now
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you would think my favourite dessert would be a cookie but it's actually an egg tart. can't be calling myself a tart in england tho
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fav spot to do tai chi in local park is next to this big tree. there happens to be flats overlooking this area. sometimes i sense ppl looking. i telepathically try tell them it鈥檚 v auspicious to have an asian man do tai chi next to your flat. good feng shui. source: trust me bro!
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gonna try keep a dream journal again. i wrote in it this morning. the more i wrote, the more i remembered. i had some very vivid dreams. before i knew it an hour passed. i remember why i stopped keeping a dream journal now
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didn't leave home all day so i went for a long walk. i just walked in a straight line and before i knew it i was in central london. took about an hour and a half. idk why but i thought it'd take longer
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me: i don't think the weather affects me that much! *gets colder in london* also me: do people actually like my cookies or are they just being nice...
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imagining the first person ever doing zhan zhuang. imagine figuring out just standing there does some crazy stuff to your mind and body
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feeling very "how to win friends and influence people" by trying to remember names in new tai chi class. can't explain it but some of the elderly ladies just look like their names! ofc you're a judy and you're a sue! forgot one name and i know i'll remember next time for sure now
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92 - Master Sun Practices Tai Chi in the Forest
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made ginger milk curd for two. i know it just looks like a bowl of milk but it's perfectly set. you wouldn't believe how much ginger i had to grate to get the right amount of ginger juice. i know you eat with your eyes but i will just be looking at you while we eat it together...
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