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Joined May 2011
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Elon, have a lot of respect for you, but bad time to troll. Please stop. Our SPCX shares (from our $500m investment in your Twitter takeover) are worth more than a billion. Would appreciate if you show a little support. Thanks!
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patchstradamus retweeted
Interesting
I am excited to be an investor in trade(xyz) as they partner with ICE to bring 24/7 perpetual futures on Hyperliquid to the United States. As a market participant, I am looking forward to to using their innovative product to enhance my investment process.
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I am excited to be an investor in trade(xyz) as they partner with ICE to bring 24/7 perpetual futures on Hyperliquid to the United States. As a market participant, I am looking forward to to using their innovative product to enhance my investment process.
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Interview with @SoskaKyle to discuss the generational HYPE trade, what it's like trading with @ThinkingUSD, and how to make it this cycle. 0:00 Bull or Bear Market? 2:49 Kyle’s Journey into Crypto 8:44 “Would You Be Right or Make Money?” 15:52 Teaming up with Flood 21:01 The Famous $HYPE Trade 36:02 Bitcoin and the Quantum Problem 43:20 $ZEC vs $BTC 46:30 Selling All Their $ETH 52:53 Crypto’s Real PMF 1:00:05 Are Great Traders Born or Made? 1:11:11 Memorable Trade (A Painful One) 1:21:39 Cycle Skip Theory vs 4 Year Cycle 1:26:50 Midcurve Traps & Onchain Metas 1:31:40 Hardest Lessons & How to Make It 1:37:55 Managing Tilt & the Art of Selling 1:49:02 Regrets and Final Words of Wisdom
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patchstradamus retweeted
🥅, 🥅
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patchstradamus retweeted
So what is NetCorp? Shareholders, NetCorp is the flagship product of NetNet Capital Management, an MMORPG where every action is a trade that you win with real trading and with game skill. You join by loading your character with a seed, which is held in real stocks and becomes your starting equity. Your equity doubles as your character's strength and health, so the position you carry into the world is the same thing that keeps you alive in it. From there you walk the world and take quests, and every quest asks you to risk some of that equity and pays you back more if you complete it. Some quests are fights against the things that roam the campus, and some are puzzles you have to work out yourself. Others are trades, where a quest giver asks you to go long or short an asset and you win the quest if your trade wins. Combat follows the same rule, since bigger bosses pay more money at higher returns and more powerful weapons are what let you beat them. A fight that would cost an underpowered character most of their stake becomes a routine win once the right weapon is in hand, which means better gear lets you risk less to earn more. When you fail a quest, the usual answer is that you need better gear, and every gear shop in the world runs on $NET. Shops across the map sell weapons, armor, upgrades and everything else that helps you on the way, and all of them execute $NET market buys under the hood. The $NET you buy is added to your character and earns rebases the whole time it is there. You can spend those rebases in the shops, or take an advance on them through the ADVANCE desk we already run and put that money to work in the game. You can also put your future rebases at risk on a quest when you want a bigger position than your equity alone allows. Every character ends up with two balances that work together, the equity in stocks that decides how strong you are and what you can risk, and the $NET you spend to get better at keeping it. Dungeons are the biggest payouts in the game, and they need a group to clear. Only brass can call a group together, and the brass leader earns a share of everything the group makes during the raid. In return the leader has to risk a bigger part of their own pot than anyone else in the party to run it. Brass characters also start stronger than every other character in the game. They level up faster, reach better gear sooner and earn more equities along the way, on top of what they make from leading raids. All of this runs on $NET, the currency of the whole game and the only way to buy a weapon, an upgrade or anything else in any shop. Every player needs it to progress, and it sits on their character earning rebases. The more people that play, the more $NET gets bought and held. We have shipped 13 games in under 3 months, and every one of them was practice for this. The plates, the factions, the characters, and the gear are already live on chain, and NetCorp is where all of it comes together. More Soon.
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Shareholders, Sharing some internal modeling we've run around when we expect the treasury to cross $100,000,000 in total assets. This is a base case not including projected RW-Play expansion or FY-HI increases. More Soon.
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patchstradamus retweeted
Hey @NBA 👋
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This is our dev, $NET Army! You should be proud that the GOAT is leading this project! 🫡
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the chosen one 🤔🐈
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Defi BACK... Memecoins BACK... NFTs BACK What a time to be alive.
defi summer on ETH in 2020 / 2021 and now RWAs and tokenized stocks on robinhood. same wealth creation setup, now with AI tooling + institutions + retail "i want to go after all the DeFi projects that kind of died and try to revive that feeling" vibes are back. people actually care about the financial products being built Defi, memecoins, and NFTs are all back
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Shareholders, What follows is a seven day update from NetNet Capital Management. The Treasury grew from $5.5M to $11.8M this week, up 116%. Intake averaged $855k a day and peaked at $997k on Wednesday.
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Shareholders,
Now loading... Al Dunlap, CEO of NetNet Capital Management Today @ 3PM PST
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thinking-cat:native You're running out of time to buy the top cat of the Pons ecosystem before it begins its run to $1B+ Reminder: CASHCAT = BONK HMM = WIF Except bigger, because the Robinhood Chain supercycle will dwarf anything we ever saw with SOL last bull market. Cats are the dogs of this cycle. Billions will think 🤔🐈
$hmm most of you shoot yourselves in the foot by over-rotating and trying to chase every hot narrative which forces you to fomo out of quality at the lows and buy the highs somewhere else quit overthinking it be patient and stack high quality names while they're quiet let the growth of the robinhood chain ecosystem do the rest
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$hmm most of you shoot yourselves in the foot by over-rotating and trying to chase every hot narrative which forces you to fomo out of quality at the lows and buy the highs somewhere else quit overthinking it be patient and stack high quality names while they're quiet let the growth of the robinhood chain ecosystem do the rest
ethereum:0x07f5b6823751c2e2cd4560f28af75ff887102241 was officially listed on the Robinhood App today hmm Thinking it's only a matter of time before the ecosystem cat is listed with it 🤔🐈 be more bullish
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Shareholders, The NetNet Capital Management Treasury has officially surpassed $10,000,000. We started at $0 and in under two months are now the largest holders of NVDA, AAPL, and SPCX on @RobinhoodCrypto . We've built 15 unique RWA experiences, have had the #1 trending collection on @opensea two times, and truthfully... We are just getting started. More Soon.
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$NET is about to go nuclear. I think many, like myself, just didn't do their research on this because it is complex. But once you dig you see this ties into Robinhood's mission perfectly and if it works, will mint many many millionaires
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$NET is one of the first coins that is going to be attractive to: • memecoin bullievers • eth defi whales • momentum traders / bridgooors read the docs app.netnet.capital & then go to defillama.com & look at how much tvl the early defi protocols got in 2020 Robinhood Chain will have successful protocols native to the chain centered around RWAs & memes the same way ETH did in defi summer stake & chill (🥅, 🥅)
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Shareholders, Over the last 24 hours, NetNet Capital Management Revenue is $871,215. This makes us the protocol with the 8th highest revenue in the entire sector. We will continue to climb until we are #1, in everything we do. More Soon.
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Shareholders, The NetNet Capital Management Treasury is officially the 9th largest depositor into Steakhouse USDG on @Morpho . It won't be long until we are the largest Tokenized Equity Holder on @RobinhoodCrypto along with the largest USDG Holder. More Soon.
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