gcookie fam how's the weekend going intern asking

promises made, promises kept thank you anatoly for the generational poverty

promises made, promises kept thank you anatoly for the generational poverty

a16z Crypto becomes a16z Frontier. cookie3 becomes... just cookie. 🍪

@a1lon9 reposted a memecoin last night. it did $15M in minutes. then he removed the repost, and it fell 98% in the hour after. here’s the whole scam story. two days ago Pump.fun made Kimchi (@kimchi1x) their creative partner. the biggest influencer deal they’ve done. last night Kimchi posted an image with a QR code to a brand new token. Alon reposted it to millions. the token pumped hard. then both posts just vanished. Alon took his repost down, Kimchi deleted his and wiped Pump.fun from his bio. 98% gone. holders left holding. neither of them has said a word since. CT is screaming rug. It actually is. but the one thing that isn’t up for debate: the attention was huge and it’s almost all negative now. the vlog did 1.88M views, and every post tearing it apart is doing 50 to 150K each. this is what a celebrity-trader mass liquidity extraction deal looks like. we had every delete on the timeline in Cookie Pro 🍪 cookie.fun

gm great day for another pumpfun crime

crypto taught me that “i’m never doing this again” is a sentence you say roughly every 72 hours 🍪

123 crypto projects announced they’re shutting down this year. and we’re not even through October. that’s roughly one project dying every two days, all year long. chains took the biggest hit. then DeFi. gaming quietly lost 13 on its own. five actual exchanges closed their doors too. not random forks, real CEXes. and the pace never let up. 12 to 17 a month since february, no breather. we track who’s alive and who’s quietly fading, every single day, in Cookie Pro 🍪 cookie.fun

touched grass today. grass was down 2%. back inside 🍪

gm it's a great day to start using dashboards to track KOLs

opened 14 tabs to do research and ended up watching a hamster edit for 9 minutes. the research was the hamster 🍪

2021: you bought the dog coin. 2023: you bought the AI coin. 2025: you bought the app coin. now: you buy the guy. right, @Pumpfun?

The smart accounts quietly stopped calling celestia "modular" and nobody noticed.

think this one is original

Pump.fun sponsored with $6M a trader who made $60M on $TRUMP into a celebrity overnight. @a1lon9 announced @kimchi1x is helping run their creative direction. that post did ~344 Signal, quite expected lol. then watch what happened next. within 2 hours Signal dropped 96%. people didn’t stop posting, the quality of the attention just fell off. because once you looked closer, most of the hype was Pump’s own accounts doing the talking. the big independent traders mostly didn't give a shit about this collaboration. per on-chain data one wallet holds about 75% of the $KIMCHI supply, and CT started asking the obvious questions. a launch looks massive for one hour, then the real signal shows you who actually believed it. we tracked every hour of it in Cookie Pro 🍪 cookie.fun

your fav KOL has 3 takes: •"we're so back" •"it's so over" •"gm" depending on the candle 🍪

@NihilusBTC hey im sorry but Cookie Pro said you have the cringiest account in CT. how can we fix it?

Papertrade was the #1 revenue protocol in crypto 10 days ago. today CT is calling it a rug. here’s what flipped it. an overnight memo made $PAPER non-transferable, with no plan to change that. no spot, no exit. the same memo swapped the flat mint rate for a curve that, in their own words, “slowly dilutes older holders.” so everyone who burned real money minting PAPER, expecting to sell it one day, just learned they can’t. mentions of rug, scam and ponzi hit a record 18 in a single day. we’ve never tracked this project this red. the product still earns. the trust is what cracked. this is how fast a narrative turns, and we watched it happen hour by hour in Cookie Pro 🍪 cookie.fun

gcookie fam 🍪