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Hey @Franklin_Graham , Why is Trump still backing a man who has violated his sacred marital vows by cheating on his wife with not one, not two, but three separate women? Family values?
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Loyalty to Trump, or loyalty to our Constitution, law, and the troops?
Not only is @VP JD Vance still refusing to say what Trump said he should have — that Trump made the right decision to disarm Iran — he’s leaning into his opposition to Trump’s national security decision making as a deliberate part of his strategy to succeed Trump — with Vance insiders telling Playbook that “he not only has the moral high ground but also the wildly more popular position.” The disloyalty is just stunning. politico.com/newsletters/pla…
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Not only is @VP JD Vance still refusing to say what Trump said he should have — that Trump made the right decision to disarm Iran — he’s leaning into his opposition to Trump’s national security decision making as a deliberate part of his strategy to succeed Trump — with Vance insiders telling Playbook that “he not only has the moral high ground but also the wildly more popular position.” The disloyalty is just stunning. politico.com/newsletters/pla…
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Trump’s efforts to supply the U.S. with Russian diesel have yet to result in any new imports into the country, as several fuel tankers bound for America shifted course following difficulties finding buyers willing to accept the controversial cargoes. on.wsj.com/3XjGxAz
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NARRATOR: The evidence suggests YES.
Has Pete Hegseth committed impeachable crimes? The question is absurd and the answer is: obviously not. Like so much of Congress, impeachment has become a ridiculous show that stands in for actual policymaking. Congress has so many tools for registering its policy disagreements. Rather than use them, they're going to try to impeach Pete Hegseth. They did the same to Donald Trump. Legislation is hard. Impeachments are easy (and ultimately, inconsequential). The irony is that legislators are most angry at Pete on the issues where he's most correct: repositioning forces away from Europe/Ukraine and reorganizing the general officer corps. This isn't about Iran, this is about the fact that Pete took on the bureaucracy at the Pentagon.
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Has Pete Hegseth committed impeachable crimes? The question is absurd and the answer is: obviously not. Like so much of Congress, impeachment has become a ridiculous show that stands in for actual policymaking. Congress has so many tools for registering its policy disagreements. Rather than use them, they're going to try to impeach Pete Hegseth. They did the same to Donald Trump. Legislation is hard. Impeachments are easy (and ultimately, inconsequential). The irony is that legislators are most angry at Pete on the issues where he's most correct: repositioning forces away from Europe/Ukraine and reorganizing the general officer corps. This isn't about Iran, this is about the fact that Pete took on the bureaucracy at the Pentagon.
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So….who IS at fault for the Iran War?
Vote on Hegseth impeachment is at 5:30pm today - I will not be voting to impeach. The Iran war is through no fault of his own and he should not be the one scapegoated for it. I fully support the changes Hegseth has made to the DoW to make our fighting force the very best it can be.
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Vote on Hegseth impeachment is at 5:30pm today - I will not be voting to impeach. The Iran war is through no fault of his own and he should not be the one scapegoated for it. I fully support the changes Hegseth has made to the DoW to make our fighting force the very best it can be.
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Pete Hegseth killed over 100 innocent children in the first act of the Iran War. Tell me what is “godly” about that.
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth is under attack—and it’s by Republicans! For the life of me, I don’t know why Republicans eat each other. I believe the real reason they are coming after Secretary Hegseth is because he has taken on the anti-God, woke, and DEI initiatives that the Biden administration had pushed down the throats of our military. Since Secretary Hegseth has been at the Pentagon, he’s been cleaning house—and millions of Americans are grateful. I encourage everyone to pray for him, that God would give him strength for this difficult hour. @SecWar
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Secretary of War Pete Hegseth is under attack—and it’s by Republicans! For the life of me, I don’t know why Republicans eat each other. I believe the real reason they are coming after Secretary Hegseth is because he has taken on the anti-God, woke, and DEI initiatives that the Biden administration had pushed down the throats of our military. Since Secretary Hegseth has been at the Pentagon, he’s been cleaning house—and millions of Americans are grateful. I encourage everyone to pray for him, that God would give him strength for this difficult hour. @SecWar
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Live footage of @StephenM and @KatieMiller
His midterms ass whoopin has Trump sounding almost woke on immigration
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Thoughts on your Lord and Savior Donald’s AI slop video from this morning portraying reporters being physically assaulted?
To see leftist podcasters, comedians, and commentators laugh about political assassination as though it’s entertainment and the destruction of a human life is a punchline, is beyond disgusting. My husband, Charlie Kirk, was killed in an act of political violence, something our two children and I will live with every day for the rest of our lives. A culture that laughs at assassination is one of profound moral decay. It threatens the very foundation of our country and the principles that hold our democracy together. You do not have to agree with someone’s politics to recognize the value of their life. This should not be so hard. Political violence must never be something this country tolerates, excuses, or celebrates.
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NBC News 13 deleted the part of my victory interview where I said my first action as Congressman-Elect was to issue a $1,000 bonus to all 1,000 Sticker Mule employees to request that other businesses to do the same. I noted that the media profited handsomely off this $20+ million dollar election and should be the first to issue bonuses. NBC News 13 deleted all of that and cut it to make it sound like I simply said I was bonusing Sticker Mule to celebrate. This behavior by News 13 is pure evil and, as a result, I now DEMAND that they issue a $5,000 bonus to their employees or face consequences. I also want them to apologize to every American for trying to deprive them of the $1,000 bonuses I requested be given to them and run a new segment where they show what I actually said. Evil News must stop being so evil.
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Make Ali G parody again.
I would like to thank @RogerJStoneJr for backing me from day one. He was the first to break the news of the Vote for Trump sign and then invited me to Florida for dinner. We had no idea I'd be running for Congress at the time but Roger quickly encouraged me to do it. He coined "Nobody's Man But Yours" which accurately describes me. I fully self-funded my campaign and answer to no one other than the voters. Roger wanted me to run because he could tell I have good intentions and can get things done. That's all he wants from those he helps. Roger liked me so much he even worked for free until I insisted on paying him. He wants a better future for America and that's what I will deliver in Congress.
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His dedication and tireless commitment to….WHITE SUPREMACY.
Ever since we hired her to rescue our Florida campaign in 2016, I’ve had the privilege of working closely with @SusieWiles47. Through the highest highs and most challenging moments, I’ve watched her lead with extraordinary grace, strength, dignity, and brilliance. She is a woman of tremendous integrity, exceptional judgment, and unwavering loyalty to her country and the people she serves. I am deeply grateful for her extraordinary service to our country, her partnership, and, most of all, her friendship. Congratulations as well to @StephenM, who was one of the first people I had the privilege of working with in the earliest days of the 2016 campaign. It has been remarkable to share this journey with him and witness his dedication and tireless commitment over the past decade.
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Hey @dbongino let us know when he starts building himself a ballroom and a triumphal arch you bald-headed bitch.
🚨 Bongino: El-Sayed “comes off as kind of a CLOWN” @dbongino: “There’s a way to handle victory and… show some sense of dignity or class.” “This guy doesn’t have it in him. He comes off as kind of a clown… who needs to do this constant puffing all the time.” “It’s embarrassing.”
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Yep, that’s @JDVance ‘s guy.
Republican Congressman-elect in victory speech: > calls for pardoning P Diddy (great way to move on from Epstein?) > angrily has security remove reporter from profanity-laced speech for looking at him incorrectly. > calls most of the NY GOP racist idiots despite every other R winning his district by WAY wider margin. If Anthony’s behavior is acceptable in the republican caucus, then what are we even doing? What are we conserving? The victory speech is basically unwatchable. It’s embarrassing to NY21, embarrassing to the party, and to the country. If we saw the election results last night and came away with the conclusion that @constantino’s unstable behavior is the path forward, 2028 is going to destroy the Republican Party.
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