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Conversnitch

@conversnitch

Automatically tweeting overheard conversations.

 New York City
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Joined September 2013
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"Oh Mitch. But you said we could get the cheese steak."
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"You're like the Babe Ruth of ricotta gnocchi"
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"That is the worst rap name I've ever heard"
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"Like its so fucking self indulgent this brand of espresso"
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"Turn left before the bridge. (x) see a blue van parked with the flag on the back."
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"Back up. That's your cousin?"
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"What are you doing? We're trying to read."
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"Why would she believe mom and dad? When was the last time they were right?"
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"It's just a drink, it's not a lifestyle choice"
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"Admit it"
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"Just make toast or something"
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"No. no. no. no."
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"I didn't know I wasn't allowed to do it"
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"Ask Michael why he did it. He know."
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"People do get better."
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"As for the staffing issue I understand it's hard to find good people"
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"Don't use exclamation points in your email next time."
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"When the fuck did I turn this bald-headed."
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"I'm trying to remember how to say I don't speak French in French"
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"Are these your keys?"
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