also known as 'oh my god what the fuck is that thing' and 'stephen'
Joined September 2021
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‶ It's been WAY too long since I've pestered all of my minions with pointless corporate meetings . . Time to SPICE things up a little. ʺ
With the press of a button all of his organic & mechanical underlings were teleported to the meeting hub on the Death Egg.
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What? It was obvious! Badnik was the HOT MILF! Watch, she’ll turn single and in our area any second now!
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How is badnik sonic comprom — HOW did he do that? What sort of connec [ somehow just now noticed the really long ethernet cord sticking out the back of Stephen’s head ] oh my goodness
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* HA HA HA ... THIS POWER IS
* FREEDOM.
* I WON'T HAVE TO BE
* JUST A PUPPET
* ANY MORE!!!!
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Someone needs to * 𝐂𝐔𝐓 him out of my systems . . . He's making my machines feel COMFORTABLE about who they are .
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Rise and shine , boys .
We're bringing back the
EGG - GRAPE
FOUNDRY —❗
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i think if i was as effortlessly fast as you i'd just be the fucking tasmanian devil from looney tune just spinning around like a buzzsaw tornado. i'd maul someone like a chimpanzee in not time flat if they pissed me off for like more than three days. id be this gif
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( #EGGFAMILYDINER )
‶ WELCOME , families of all shapes and sizes —— My name is Dr. Eggman , and as a token of my new , genuine , change of heart . .
I've taken to erecting this family friendly establishment — ! ʺ
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