@consultingcmdy

Your one-stop-shop for workplace chuckles and parody • Applicable to all industries • 700k community on IG

 New York, USA
consultingcomedy.com
Joined December 2018
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So basically everyone who works at KPMG gets rejected??
DNA mutation is real.
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Tested and confirmed from friends and colleagues around the world. Did we miss anyone?
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Fact.
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POV: Manager trying to bond with the team over lunch while mentally calculating how to finish the mountain of work waiting for him by EOD
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I’m sure I missed someone on this list or got someone wrong.
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Live in a nutshell.
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Fuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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The golden rule. Say anything, but never admit to not knowing! :)
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Anywhere that doesn’t have cellphone reception works for me.
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Save the best for last.
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Avo on toast vs. D.
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Steep Price Waterhouse to pay 😉
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Poor hornet. It doesn’t belong here!
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