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Joined November 2010
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The painkillers have kicked in because Murph is now sharing a text exchange with Sal Frelick, after Sal missed a FaceTime from the skip this afternoon. Sal: "Did I get traded?" Murph: "Yes, there is a new league in Indonesia. It's a good opportunity. Fences are 290 in center."
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IT'S A PAT MURPHY THREE-PEAT ‼️ Congratulations to our 3x NL Manager of the Year!
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“who was the fakest 6-0 team of all time?”
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This is a insane Caleb Williams & Drake Maye slander video 😭😭
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still here spiritually
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Jordan Love is an MVP Quarterback and Toyotathon is here.
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The only guys in history to hit 65 home runs and steal 65 bases in the big leagues before their 23rd birthday: Alex Rodriguez Andruw Jones Mike Trout Jackson Chourio
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here lies college football, was a great thing we once had
The CFP and ESPN have agreed on a five-year, nearly $1.7 billion deal that will expand the field to 24 teams in 2027 with ESPN as its continued broadcast partner, sources told ESPN, a seismic move that also eliminates the lucrative Power 4 conference championship games.
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Jordan Love completed 6 of 8 deep passes (20+ air yards) for 235 yards and a touchdown in Week 9. Love completed six deep passes for the second time this season. No other quarterback in the NFL has done so in any game. #GBvsNE | #GoPackGo
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this snf game is just stoppable force vs movable object
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They're like Batman and Robin but they're both Batman.
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Caleb Williams vs Baker Mayfield
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Sit down and enjoy the Jordan Love Show
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The 2026 Matthew Golden Experience:
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Kneejerk Reactions to Patriots Losing to Packers - Bad
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the sunday of joy and whimsy
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Matthew Golden and Christian Watson
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Jordan Love
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Jordan Love vs the Patriots
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Tom Brady is spazzing 😭😭😭
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