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/ okay nightie night

⠀ ⠀ ⠀do you ever shut UP ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀never had much faith in her—— I’ll call henderson. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀if it’s a baby mindflayer, 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡? it’s not as if i can undo being flayed, steven! ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀do i gotta call henderson to nerdily tell you why it’s a bad idea? ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀.. please don’t try it. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀you’re causing a reaction that causes a dramatic amount of fizz in a short time, enough to burst a bottle. imagine that but in your throat, that you happen to utilize for breathing. you’d choke. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀you’d choke, steven. to death. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀i don’t know!? i guess? ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀.. you’re a menace to society. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀yeah, i do mean 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 .. it was disgusting! ⠀ ⠀

/ thanks for reminding me that i forgot to add my writers bio 🤦 sorry yall, new pinned style

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ august / brontide. they / them. 21+ writer. ast / adt time zone. also found at @girlsatwelton. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀i’m concerned too —— you don’t think it could be from .. the you—know—what, right? ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀i’m not joking—— i said don’t laugh! ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀i .. thought i had to get sick and it—— ugh! it was a slug. a gross slug. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀.. don’t laugh. promise me you won’t laugh. ⠀ ⠀

/ I said she’s a professional hater