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Lost 700 straight games of rock, paper, scissors because everyone know which one I’m about
🤑🤑🤑
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people always ask me: “when you stand nude and fully erect in the front window of your house, is that NIMBY or YIMBY?” I simply shake my head and laugh. every act of hospitality (from the Latin hostis: enemy, stranger) contains a trace of the antagonism it would seek to banish
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worth mentioning that its being delayed because they just fired 40 people in a union busting effort and now the staff is revolting
I hope the staff keeps it up
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When the riff comes back heavier and slower
believe it or not, this past summer—with no real training or planning beforehand outside of my usual exercise regimen—i entered one of the meanest @spartan races on the east coast. in 90+ degree weather, i panted, climbed, and crawled for 5k until i hit the finish line.
i felt like i was gonna die after, and i was feeling that ish in my knees for weeks, but i’m glad i did it. i’m even happier i nailed all the obstacles except the rope climb cuz i’ve never done one in my life and wasn’t sure what to do with my legs. 🤷♂️
if i do it again, i’m def gonna make it a point to do more cardio beforehand, lol.
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if we were to take this story at face value it would appear that prayer is less effective than curses by tiktok witches
