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Here I sing Lean on Me while parenting.
youtu.be/3htyes0dUSI
They should make an immersive theatre experience for would-be parents. Like a 14-hour show where you have to tend to the needs of two small screaming actors. Kind of like an Escape Room, too, but if you figure out how to leave they just come with you to another room. #sleepnomore
Fantastic list here! #kidslisten
Thanks for the bedtime tag team tonight @Raffi_RC . I put the 5yr old to bed and you put the 3yr old to bed. 🏆
I just balanced coffee on my open laptop while opening a door, and nothing bad happened. #invincible
Tonight our 5yr old decided our family should form a band and hit the road. He opted to put off rehearsing in order to plan our stage formations. This is how all great bands start.
I worked my abs today by leaning back really far from my desk to get the Wheat Thins box that was by my wife's desk without getting up.
I convinced my son that I watch the oatmeal cooking in the crockpot all night. He said he wanted to join me, and now we are in a sleeping bag on the kitchen floor. Well played, son.
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This morning I took our 5yr old to the LEGO Ninjago movie, and now it's time for Ninja class at the gymnastics center. I expect to see him trying out some crazy spinjitzu moves.
Hee heeee good stuff:
Chompers sound-maker Jonathon drops in to try and break the record for "World's Shortest Song"! Can it be done? gimletmedia.com/shows/chompe…
Thanks to @chompers, this 38yr old adult just learned thunder is NOT caused by clouds bumping into each other in the sky.
Have you ever wondered how Chompers is made? Hear all about it on today's Chompers! gimletmedia.com/shows/chompe…
It was a piano spa day at our house thanks to @SupremePianos of NY. 🎶 #tunedup #readytorock



