🤔So we’re just binning eight years of reality and hoping no one notices? Let’s start with the basic biology fail. She claims she brutally cut her dad off in summer 2018 to "safeguard Archie and Lilibet". Archie wasn't born until May 2019, and Lili didn't exist until 2021. You cannot use unborn, unconceived children as human shields to retroactively justify ghosting your sick father. Then there’s the sheer audacity of the rewrite. We sat through the Oprah pity fest, the six-hour Netflix sob story, Harry’s tedious book, and a forensic High Court trial where every scrap of her dirty laundry was aired. The gospel truth back then was strictly that Thomas was frozen out for staging cheesy paparazzi photos in Mexico and leaking a letter. Not a whisper of safeguarding. Not a word about police. Now she claims the Met Police handed her a terrifying dossier in 2018 and promised an investigation. And what did the Met actually say today? They’ve never investigated Thomas Markle, aren’t investigating him now, and are currently turning their desks upside down just trying to find out if this phantom letter even exists. Why on earth would London coppers be running an investigation on an American pensioner in Rosarito anyway? And the ultimate punchline: she’s jumping on wild claims made by Thomas Jr—the same brother her PR team spent years discrediting as an unhinged liar—just to slap a coat of righteous martyrdom over eight years of pure, cold-hearted family abandonment. It’s desperate, it’s sloppy, and the maths don’t even work.