A group of dogs is called a reason to live

Just being on Hollywood blvd makes me feel sticky

Inflations getting outta hand

Remember Covid when everyone had a casual psychotic episode? FOTS News is releasing its full Covid episode from the vault this WEDNESDAY 8/7 at 7pst. So much time has passed without us knowing what the elites were doing behind closed doors! Join us for clarity & wisdom 🦅🇺🇸🌎

interviewed people at the pro-life rally— met the anti-hawktuah girl #abortion #prochoice #satire

*denounces hamas*

Liberals need to spend less time at Gun Control marches and more time and the shooting range 😒

Of course fucking liberals have no aim 🤦🏼‍♀️

My neighbor on one side is sleeping through their alarm, my neighbor on the other side is practicing the flute at a third grade level. Me, in the middle, descends into madness.

Thank you to my neighbor and their 8 am pan flute practice schedule. I was running out of reasons to want to die

dropped my drake diss track years ago kendrick please write on✨drake, the musical!✨

Why hasn't there been any Supreme Court justice assassination attempts? It's not like there'd be any consequences, we just have to get Alec Baldwin to do it

Finally seeing how many people are grandfathered into the entertainment industry. All these "just your average guy"s and "girl next door"s have parents who were on Broadway & won Emmy's, and I'm over here like "my dad does electrical work and thinks art is for pussies 🤗"

I have a super bowl every time I get my period

I'm too full to do anything. But before I was too hungry to do anything. When am I supposed to do my things?!?!?

Look! All my exes!

My boyfriend suggested I get a dream journal. Little does he know, he is my dream journal ✨

If the Jan 6th people wanted to shut down the government, they shouldn't have had an insurrection. They should have asked them to approve a budget.

I feel like we never gave trump nearly enough shit for being a ginger. & while all the ginger bullying certainly was not nice, we do have some pretty hard evidence that those fuckers don't have souls...