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If lost return to @starr_steph23 and @DelphiOfOracle. DNI Batcest/proship. CR: JSA (1999)

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Joined February 2025
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Brutalia Halloween Morticia and Gomez (in a way)
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i really dont appreciate how a lot of people seemed to have learned the terms "emotional grooming" and "emotional incest" recently and think it applies to every single mentor&mentee dynamic that is even slightly unhealthy
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Everyone signing up for random wacky websites in light of the great ao3 blackout of 2026 but I’m going back to the basics
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Dkos played in our faces for real
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commissionerbat.... fuck my commissionerbat life...
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They just handing it to anybody now
Noah Wyle named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2026.
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CEOs of privacy violations and obsessive file keeping
"omg you remembered!" ofcourse i did. I have a file on you
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Being in a fandom where drama is frequent but you aren't 15 anymore so you don't care
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If ur ship isn’t canon in teen titans go is it even worth shipping
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My fav German expression is β€œbist du von allen guten Geistern verlassen” it hits so hard in a way a literal English translation does not
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If ur ship isn’t canon in teen titans go is it even worth shipping
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l think l'd rather be the one dragged for 3300 feet behind Arthur's horse for that one horseman challenge than engage with the RDR fandom. they're all insane. If it’s not incest shippers it’s homophobic misogynistic racist dudebros THESE PARTNERS STINK LIKE POO
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Alucard Tepes finally done
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVOURITE INACTIVE TWITTERITE @DelphiOfOracle <3333
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Could never be brutalia 75% of us bisexual
enjoying a hetship but 95% of their fanworks are highly heteronormative unexploratory of their dynamic and at the very least a little bit ooc
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And both of them are quirk chungus maxxing while making Bruce the stupidest men alive when will this torture end
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Batman currently has two ongoings with a third coming up btw
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I was wondering why Kyle chandler seemed so familiar to me OHHH MY GOD HES THE BOMB SQUAD GUY FROM GREYS ANATOMY IJBOLLLLL
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Being a fan of Batman is genuinely just this
my extremely specific edit of this meme
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It's kinda crazy that Batman gets so many accusations of being a deadbeat dad when Superman can't hold onto his kids for more than 5 seconds
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