I'm a tenured cynic who wrote a hopeful book (@LittleGirlBook). I once opened for Weird Al Yankovic.

Baton Rouge
Joined June 2011
“Reads like a great literary mystery and love story combined in one—only this tale is true.” — David Armand, 2022 Louisiana Writer Award winner @LittleGirlBook – at Baton Rouge, LA
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Wait until they find out he supported an assault weapons ban
Senator John Kennedy (R-LA) ran this ad when he was running for US Senate in 2004 as a Democrat. The ad touted his support for free college tuition.
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Mussolini ordered everyone to refer to him as Him, as though he was some kind of infallible God. Then he entered Italy into a losing war and his incompetence was revealed.
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I want to believe in an eternity where John McCain beats the fuck out of Lindsey Graham with his bad arm.
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Judas Iscariot was paid 30 pieces of silver for turning Jesus Christ in to the Roman authorities. But he made nearly 10 times that amount by placing a Polymarket bet accurately predicting the day of Christ’s death.
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An opposition party, if such a thing existed, could do a lot with this clip.
Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.
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Finally, someone put international conflict into terms I can understand
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History gives us the language to describe such relationships, when heads of state help a foreign power to kill their own people. It also gives us examples of accountability for such behavior.
Hegseth says Russia assisting Iran in targeting Americans is ok because Trump has a "special relationship" with Putin and that Biden is bad.
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Vote the pro-peace ticket. Vote Trump-Vance 🇺🇸
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never forget what you’re fighting for
Trump: The lives of American heroes may be lost, and we may have casualties — that often happens in war.
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He’s putting meat on Kid Rock’s bones to eat him as roadkill.
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My wife: How late were you out last night? Me: The DOW is over $50,000!
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Pam Bondi couldn’t indict a ham sandwich if it confessed to killing Mama Cass.
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Rep. Neguse: “The man in that video, the one…allegedly yelling 'kill em' at police officers on Jan. 6. His name is Jared Wise." Bondi: "He does work for us." Neguse: "This is who you choose…to hire at DOJ?" Bondi: "I believe he was pardoned by President Trump."
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“Why worry about Epstein when the people in his contact list are having their best quarter ever?”
Pam Bondi LOSES HER MIND when asked why she has not indicted any of Jeffrey Epstein’s clients. “The Dow is over 50k right now, the Nasdaq smashing records, that’s what we should be talking about!!”
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Millions of mentions, Mentions for free.
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I guess some Cajuns dislike their own music because they don’t understand French.
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WTF did Neil Diamond do to piss off Big Mayo?
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“Mom, Dad, why don’t we go visit gramps in that place that smells like a neglected litter box more often? I love hearing them talk about the good old days when they owned the libs with racist memes.”
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The “healthiest man alive” is not shitting his pants, he’s expelling gold.
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The CIA has shuttered The World Factbook. It had been published and used as a reference source by journalists, teachers, students, and travelers since 1962. cia.gov/stories/story/spotli…
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