I don’t know how long I’ve had this tag, long as I can remember anyway. But it me, and I’m here for Twitter! Don’t be afraid to stop by and say hi! ♠️

The Everything Factory
Joined May 2016
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT’S HERE!!!! I am now the trash mammal!!
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“Well sir, we can confirm the Soviets have (squints)… a plane”
I only just found out about this being what the CIA's first intel drawing on the Il-28 looked like
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He's a barkitect #CapNBark
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This Wednesday at 6pm EST it's a day full of frivolous fun on twitch.tv/theeastpatch ! Get ready to feel pampered as we make Angel Hare themed dresses in Dressmaker and go on a REAL shopping spree where YOU help us pick out props for our upcoming live-action movie! #angelhare
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mais uma semana de trabalho
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What are some of your favorite random noises made by Glup Shittos in Star Wars. I'm quite partial to this one
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Cleaning day, my original painting
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“What the hell was that?!”
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i need a book written entirely from the villain’s point of view… except you don’t realize they’re the villain until the last few chapters.
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i got absolutely hammered last night and woke up to find my youtube history like this . what happened
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rem is so fucking silly man
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As a big comedy fan, this was a pretty special moment for me
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We have had our last leap second! The General Conference on Weights and Measures (CGPM) voted to officially eliminate leap seconds, establishing continuous Coordinated Universal Time (UTC) effective May 20, 2027. 🔗 bipm.org/en/cgpm-2026/resolu…
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That's one weird candle. Request word: Rem #ralsei #deadlock
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who will match wits with me at the Les Schwab Tire Center Mario 1 Kiosk
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how are rems lines always so fucking good lmfao
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Biddy Blas is the first official Star Wars character made by a Zoomer. A Millennial couldn't write a character so sincere, and a Gen Xer couldn't bring himself to make one so goofy.
Ren Alex-Rose, diseñador narrativo de Galactic Racer, sobre Biddy Blas: “Es un auténtico "niño de mamá". Él le envía a su madre los créditos ganados, y ella sueña con verlo aparecer en una caja de cereales. Sí, él sueña con ser famoso, pero todo es por su madre.”
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Nearly every phone and computer on Earth relies on one plain-text file to know what time it is. When a country changes its clocks with a few weeks’ notice, or Morocco pauses daylight saving for Ramadan, someone has to update that file. Since 02005, that someone has been Paul Eggert, a computer science professor at UCLA, who does it as a volunteer.  Take a look at this great data visualization to see the full story:  na2.hubs.ly/H08qtQC0
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University of Chicago Students to Protest at Chicago Mercantile Exchange, Demand End to Federal Ban on Onion Futures Student-led group For Our Futures will rally Monday morning to call for repeal of the 1958 Onion Futures Act On Monday, October 19, at 8:30 a.m., members of For Our Futures, a student-led organization from @UChicago, will gather outside the Chicago Mercantile Exchange (@CMEGroup) headquarters to demand the repeal of the Onion Futures Act of 1958, a nearly 70-year-old federal law prohibiting futures trading in onions. The Onion Futures Act, enacted following allegations of market manipulation in the 1950s, singled out onions for a prohibition on futures contracts that remains in effect today. For Our Futures is calling on Congress to repeal the ban and restore the ability of onion growers, buyers, and traders to participate in a regulated futures market. Onions remain the only commodity banned from futures trading in the United States. The protest will feature a giant inflatable onion costume, protest signs, and dozens of students, and will take place outside the headquarters of CME Group, one of the world's largest derivatives marketplaces and the historic center of American onion futures trading. DM for details cc: @pointsnfigures1 @CharlesFLehman @matt_levine @nbcchicago @ABC7Chicago @cbsnewschicago @WGNNews @fox32news @WBEZ @Suntimes @BlockClubCHI @chalkbeatCHI @SeanCasten @mansourtarek_
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jiggles my low-poly body on a patch of dirt peacefully
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