48 hrs away The Buckle Kingston Friday 8pm Cedric Newman: Traitors Canada, Family Feud Canada, amazing Race Canada Darren Frost: JFL, Mr D, Hairspray Special guest mc Ryan Dennee Ticket link in comments tixert.com/events/misters-fr…

Man sometimes I have TDS.... I sure hope my son doesn't stab me because of it #itonlygetsworse

Been a comic for over 30 years and bucket listed last night seeing @RealCarrotTop Great show and lots of current jokes. Here's to another 70 years when the robots take over and only he is left.

Hey @westjet.... what a fucking scam. when I checked in 24 hrs before they had me back row middle to force me to pay to change seats.

Hey turns out if you fuck a 12 year old you can still go to the olympics. Adds new meaning to going dutch #onetogrowon

Thursday June 27 Westdale Theatre Hamilton A standup documentary that is showing for free thursday in hamilton. Jason Rouse and a bunch of others are in it. Its a showing for charity. Just asking a small donation at the door. thewestdale.ca/event/free-sp…

When asked about his DWI Justin said it wasn't justified #seewhatididthere #justintimberlake

Is this still on? This weekend london yuk yuks

Gay or not every muppet is fisted every day of their life..... let them suck whatever they want #happypride #youdoyou

Hey @AirCanada I get it we have to deplane after sitting in the plane for 2 hrs for a problem you knew before we got on board. If you offer meal vouchers then maybe a better system.... I've waited 30 minutes and you have processed less than 10 people.

OJ's family looking for a casket If he lays loose... its good enough for the Juice #OJ

You know how much the eclipse means to me.... I'm at food basics buying cheese