Pretty soon you’ll be born,chipped,and only allowed to do 2things,go to work or go war,and if you try to refuse, wellllll “this message will self-destruct”

Why not put data centers in space?

I’d date Lindsay Clancy before I’d date Tilly Norwood

Lindsay Clancy in the court room like, “see, anyone can do deadlocks”

So it’s “HAMES” not “HOMES” now?!

I wish @SenMcConnell would take his job as serious as his staff takes hide and seek

Can we agree that 1- America is awesome! 2-America should at the very least, be reevaluated for their drivers license ?

I like having people over to my house Not so much for the company and good time More so because it makes me clean my house before they come over

Women say they want a man who’s emotionally available, until I cry watching @AGT Then it’s the opposite

The news got it wrong,Those missiles being fired are called TomaHawk-tuah ‘s, right @talktuahpod ?? #Knicks

If @OpenAI is so good, why do we still have a “margin of error” in polling, I mean, shouldn’t the poll be exact? 🤔

You can buy @ChickfilA sauce at my local grocery store now Yeah, but they still won’t sell it on a Sunday 🤔

If a stand up comedian is using @ChatGPTapp to write their jokes,and your joke is not your own original thought,you’re a comedic actor, reading a script.Just bomb like the rest of us and have fun already 💣

Are mass shootings on @Polymarket or @Kalshi ? Seems like it’d be easy money

War is just a show, that’s why the higher ups don’t say “we are putting the troops in war” they say “we are putting the troops in theater” I was in this show, spoiler alert, we lose😂

Looks like Jeffery Epstein was into stand up comedy Which is a little weird honestly Because virtually every comedy club is a 18 and older venue Not really his demo

The city of Sacramento is saving a lot of money/electricity this year by not lighting the beam, thanks @SacramentoKings

was stressing yesterday and needed to chill,turned on Netflix and some insane person was free solo-ing a skyscraper in Taiwan,now I’m really stressing out,sweating like people in the Epstein files,but honestly couldn’t look away- @AlexHonnold you’re a wild dude! #Skyscrapperlive

My bumble prompt- 2 truths and a lie: 1-I’m formally 6’2 2-I’m acting president of Venezuela 3- my first name isn’t Adam

What’s the over/under @TomBrady is just inching his way closer to cloning @giseleofficial ? espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/4684…