Curly-haired TV bod, 80s music fan & vegetarian since the age of 13. Often needs a wee. Expresses own views but with accurate grammar & spelling.
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Michelle Singer retweeted
Under Shakira Law:
- all breasts are only allowed to be small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains.
- hips are not allowed to lie.
What other laws am I missing?
Michelle Singer retweeted
Wayne Rooney describing the half-time show as crap is by far this game’s highlight
Michelle Singer retweeted
Woman who set off metal detector coming into Bromley Magistrates Court explains to security staff: 'It's my nipple bars.'
Michelle Singer retweeted
NEW: Rachel Reeves confirms the Clacton by-election will go ahead (it’s formally the decision of chancellor)
"It is a farce and a desperate distraction and the people of Clacton deserve better. But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him".
Michelle Singer retweeted
🚨We're long-listed for the NTAs in the Entertainment category. There are 20 of us so a LONG list! Please consider voting for #TheAssembly before the end of Friday. 🚨 nationaltvawards.com/vote
Michelle Singer retweeted
The mighty @Rylan appears on one my favourite TV shows, #TheAssembly, tonight at 10pm on ITV1. An ace episode. I wrote about how TV’s best – and most gloriously blunt – chatshow ripped up the rulebook. Features contributions from @MrDDyer and @LennyHenry theguardian.com/tv-and-radio…
Michelle Singer retweeted
The mighty @Rylan appears on one my favourite TV shows, #TheAssembly, this weekend (10pm Sunday on ITV1). I wrote about how TV’s best – and most gloriously blunt – chatshow ripped up the rulebook. Features contributions from @MrDDyer and @LennyHenry theguardian.com/tv-and-radio…
Michelle Singer retweeted
We're up against some STIFF competition in this long list. Would you consider voting for #theassembly in the Bruce Forsyth Entertainment Award category, please?
nationaltvawards.com/vote
Michelle Singer retweeted
An excellent piece by @CamillaLong that articulates what many people have been saying for the past two years — especially those of us on the ground who have reported and witnessed evidence we will never forget and spoken directly with those who survived the atrocity.
Michelle Singer retweeted
Reform UK Councillors Gone: Updated
Paul Heyward has been suspended for social media posts.
➡️ Kicked Out
Brian Black
Oliver Bradshaw
Paul Thomas
Bob Ford
Bill Barratt
Ed Hill
James Regan
Mark Broadhurst
Paul Bean
Adam Smith
Daniel Taylor
John Allen
Nicole Brooke
Patrick Lambert
Maxine Fothergill
Ian Cooper
Edward Harris
Isabella Kemp
Aaron Roy
Jay Cooper
Caroline Gladwin
➡️ Defected
Amelia Randall
Nicola Brown
Christopher Marriott
John Roddy
Peter Colley
Dean Burns
Jack Goncalvez
Charles Whitford
Chris Large
Luke Cooper
Scott Cameron
Kieran Mishchuck
Kathryn Shaw
Joanne Blythe
Alistair Hendry
Graham Eardley
Andrew Barry
Todd Ferguson
Owain Clatworthy
Dawn Saunders
Cain Parkinson
Brandon Dodd
Roger Tarrant
Susanne Desmonde
➡️ Suspended
Lynn Dean
Jo Monk
Ben Rowe
Glenn Gibbins
Paul Heyward
➡️ Disqualified
Andy Osborn
➡️ Resigned
Mark Whittington
Jack McGlenen
Gaynor Jean-Louis
Wayne Titley
Donna Edmunds
Luke Shingler
Desmond Clarke
Andrew Kilburn
John Bailey
Sam Booth
David Maclean
Robert Bloom
Rowland O’Connor
Rob Parsonage
Christine Parsonage
Karen Knight
Anna Thomason-Kenyon
Richard Everett
Jack Bradley
Angie Nash
Richard Morgan
Daniel Thomas
David Cumming
Desmond Watt
David Taylor
Michael Ramage
Stuart Graham
Andrew Thorp
Shaun Knowles
Tony Hill
Todd Ferguson
Sarah Shields
Ewen Sinclair
Daniel Devaney
Stuart Prior
Ashley Monk
➡️ Lost Seat
Mike Morris
Clarence Mitchell
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Since Local elections:
Lost Seat
Mike Morris
Clarence Mitchell
Resigned
Daniel Devaney
Stuart Prior
Jay Cooper
Ashley Monk
Suspended
Jo Monk
Ben Rowe
Glenn Gibbins
Paul Heyward
Michelle Singer retweeted
Reform UK Councillors Gone: Updated
Ashley Monk has been suspended after criticising his new leader Alan Amos for his past support of the EU, and other views.
➡️ Kicked Out
Brian Black
Oliver Bradshaw
Paul Thomas
Bob Ford
Bill Barratt
Ed Hill
James Regan
Mark Broadhurst
Paul Bean
Adam Smith
Daniel Taylor
John Allen
Nicole Brooke
Patrick Lambert
Maxine Fothergill
Ian Cooper
Edward Harris
Isabella Kemp
Aaron Roy
Jay Cooper
➡️ Defected
Amelia Randall
Nicola Brown
Christopher Marriott
John Roddy
Peter Colley
Dean Burns
Jack Goncalvez
Charles Whitford
Chris Large
Luke Cooper
Scott Cameron
Kieran Mishchuck
Kathryn Shaw
Joanne Blythe
Alistair Hendry
Graham Eardley
Andrew Barry
Todd Ferguson
Owain Clatworthy
Dawn Saunders
Cain Parkinson
Brandon Dodd
Roger Tarrant
Susanne Desmonde
➡️ Suspended
Lynn Dean
Ashley Monk
➡️ Disqualified
Andy Osborn
➡️ Resigned
Mark Whittington
Jack McGlenen
Gaynor Jean-Louis
Wayne Titley
Donna Edmunds
Luke Shingler
Desmond Clarke
Andrew Kilburn
John Bailey
Sam Booth
David Maclean
Robert Bloom
Rowland O’Connor
Rob Parsonage
Christine Parsonage
Karen Knight
Anna Thomason-Kenyon
Richard Everett
Jack Bradley
Angie Nash
Richard Morgan
Daniel Thomas
David Cumming
Desmond Watt
David Taylor
Michael Ramage
Stuart Graham
Andrew Thorp
Shaun Knowles
Tony Hill
Todd Ferguson
Sarah Shields
Ewen Sinclair
Daniel Devaney
Stuart Prior
➡️ Lost Seat
Mike Morris
Clarence Mitchell
Michelle Singer retweeted
Reform UK since Local Elections (confirmed so far):
Lost Seat
Mike Morris
Clarence Mitchell
Resigned
Daniel Devaney
Stuart Prior
Suspended
Ashley Monk
Jo Monk
Ben Rowe
Michelle Singer retweeted
Reform Latest
2 councillors died before election
Several now suspended for various bits of bigotry
At least 1 doesn’t exist
Others want to stand down cos they didn’t know it’s unpaid
1 thought he would be in Parliament
They don’t need a Whip, they need a Missing Persons Officer
Michelle Singer retweeted
Watching #TheAssembly on catch-up and remembering that Sir Lenny Henry might be one of my favourite humans on earth.