I tell jokes for a living. So I'm unemployed. I still get to wear the title of Professional Jackass though so I'm pretty happy about that.
Omaha, NE
Joined September 2010
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Tyler Anson retweeted
Here’s a high-engagement version that keeps it simple and makes the no Gamdom requirement obvious:
$2,500 GIVEAWAY 💰
When I get back on Twitter later today, I’m personally sending ONE person $2,500 — ANY form of payment you want.
No Gamdom.
No code.
No deposit.
Nothing.
Just LIKE + RT this tweet.
That’s it! And if u can watch my YT video:)
I’ll pick someone later today. GOOD LUCK ❤️
Tyler Anson retweeted
HONK.
After a very civil and completely voluntary discussion with the devs, this account is mine now.
Campaign: Goose Overlord is now live!
Yes. I run this now.
Yes. This is better for everyone.
Like. Comment. Show loyalty.
I will randomly reward obedient wanderers with a $50 Steam gift card.
Do not thank me.
It is I who allow you to be rewarded. Honk.
Yall remember the app I made to be able to play games on my computer with one finger? Now with this little chip on the right (Raspberry Pi Pico W) I can use my mobile app on any console. Letting me play ANY video games with one finger :)
yall ain't ready for this Mario Kart beat down
Tyler Anson retweeted
🚨 We've teamed up with @EAMaddenNFL to give away 4 codes for #Madden26 (2 PS5 + 2 Xbox) Winners will be selected tonight ❗️
How to Enter & Play Now! ⬇️
✅ Comment your favorite NFL Team & #Madden26Sweepstakes
✅ Follow @ItzLiveee
✅ Like and RT
My friend Aaron called me from work yesterday specifically to tell me this
"Tyler yknow how you're in a wheelchair?"
"I'm familiar, yes"
"Yknow how you're super gay?"
"a bit less familiar but yeah"
"You're a fruit roll up"
And just goes "Okay I gotta go I'm at work bye!"
You know the AI Trump clip from the newest South Park episode? They just signed a deal with Paramount+. 5 years. 10 new episodes a year. This was at the very beginning of the clip. I think we're getting 49 more clips like this one lmao. I can't wait to watch this meltdown unfold
All in the same week I found out our landlord is not going to renew our lease, my uncle who I live with and takes care of me has prostate cancer, and my grandmother, his mom, just died. This year has been the worst
Tyler Anson retweeted
...@colonelwheel this awesome account needs to get to 2500 this week. A big ask but I know it can be done. He will follow back. Repost for effect and...LFG
Tyler Anson retweeted
A simple yes or no, to prove a point. (Use #ReviveBen10)
Would you watch a Ben 10 revival on Cartoon Network?
I swear Twitter is FILLED with braindead conspiracies parading as some genius intellectual hidden truth.
