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Collin Murr

@CollinMurr

Writer. Host of Lie Cheat and Steal on Wednesday Night. Multiple people have told me I'm a better game show host than Pat Sajak. Jokes so bad they lead to arson

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Joined March 2013
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This December, I'll be hosting 2 nights of Who Wants to be a Millionaire, where contestants will play for their favorite charity. Don't worry if Christmas trivia intimidates you; there are plenty of easy questions too! Dates & times at the end of the video. DM me for more info!
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People don’t appreciate Gillian Welch enough. Top 10 musician that’s ever existed, put her with Bach and the Beatles. People should form a religion around her.
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Emily Hampshire biting her lip through the entirety of this is gold
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Louis Virtel@louisvirtelJan 22
Oscar nominee Delroy Lindo. You can literally watch Siskel and Ebert describe how underrated he is sometime around 1993. A long time coming and the most exciting nomination.
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Jeremy Herbert@DDayFilmsJan 8
I'm so tired of inner children
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Imagine being Napoleon’s ghost and hearing ABBA turning your worst defeat into a jaunty pop song
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There’s a high likelihood the Democrats response to this murder will be “we need more funding for ICE to train them better”
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naomi@lachancenaomi27Jan 7
i don't think training is the issue
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A time traveler trying to save Abraham Lincoln but they accidentally use the Julian Calendar
They Will Kill You (@theywillkill) profile pictureThey Will Kill You
@theywillkillJan 5
They Will Kill You only in Theaters March 27

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We're playing the first Order of Things of 2026 this Wednesday at 9 Eastern! DM me if you'd like to be a contestant!
Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) profile pictureCollin Murr@CollinMurr30 Dec 2025
On an upcoming episode of The Order of Things, find out who Americans believe in most! If you'd like to be a contestant, send me a DM.
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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1Jan 5
TCM should have an evil, mysterious host who only comes on at 3 am and hates movies.
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Willem Dafoe making up an alias on the spot
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@BNONewsJan 5
UPDATE: William DeFoor, 26, charged after trying to break into Vice President JD Vance's Ohio home. He was using a hammer to break the windows - WXIX
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Lydia Kauppi
@lydiakauppiJan 3
Minnesotans pride themselves on immediately coming to the rescue of stuck motorists in the snow, sometimes you’ll see three, four different people stop to help someone get moving again. Which makes this extra funny
Wedge LIVE!™ (@WedgeLIVE) profile pictureWedge LIVE!™@WedgeLIVEJan 2
ICE vs ice at 44th and Hiawatha earlier today.
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Mr. Chau@SrirachachauJan 3
Dumbest guy
Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 (@AndrewYang) profile pictureAndrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸
@AndrewYangJan 3
Bringing Maduro to stand trial feels like a win for the region and the world.
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Ring in the new year with a new episode of The Order of Things! Watch as teams answer questions about New Year's Eve, Sequel Gaps, and Strange Airlines. If you would like to be a contestant on a future episode, send me a DM! youtube.com/watch?v=QwiyWDCU…
The Order of Things: What Percentage of Adults Believe in Santa Claus?

The Order of Things: What Percentage of Adults Believe in Santa Claus?

It's the fifth episode of The Order of Things, with three teams com...

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Contestants on this episode include: @TheTomatoLawyer @jaredshroyer @firstmalaisekit
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You’re seriously asking me why I think the character study drama show set in the 1960s that aired at 10pm EST on the AMC network is for adults?
Genesis (@untitled0333) profile pictureGenesis@untitled0333Jan 2
Replying to @honeybunwife
so please tell me why you think mad men is for adults and avatar is for kids i want to see something
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Blake ™@NeilNevinsJan 1
He’s one of the few celebs of his notoriety saying this stuff and I still see stray replies blaming him for where we are because he pointed out the obvious about Biden
Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) profile pictureKyle Griffin
@kylegriffin131 Dec 2025
George Clooney: "If CBS and ABC had challenged those lawsuits and said, 'Go fuck yourself,' we wouldn't be where we are in the country." "That's simply the truth." "Bari Weiss is dismantling CBS News as we speak," Clooney says. "I'm worried about how we inform ourselves and how we're going to discern reality without a functioning press." variety.com/2025/film/featur…
George Clooney on Crying While Watching Himself in ‘Jay Kelly,’ Rebooting ‘Oceans’ and Why News...

George Clooney on Crying While Watching Himself in ‘Jay Kelly,’ Rebooting ‘Oceans’ and Why News...

George Clooney graces the cover of Variety to discuss crying over 'Jay Kelly,' rebooting the 'Ocean's' franchise and why networks should slam Trump.

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He was a famous actor but significantly overshadowed by his more talented brother. It would be like if Joseph Fiennes assassinated the sitting president.
nic carter (@nic_carter) profile picturenic carter
@nic_carter31 Dec 2025
one thing people don't talk about is how crazy the john wilkes booth thing was. he wasn't some lone nutter he was a genuinely famous actor. it would be like if george clooney assassinated the sitting president.
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