Radio has-been. Proud ⚾️ & 🩰mom. Never the smartest in the room but always the palest. Total cat lady. 🐈 🐈⬛
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I’m tired of pretending Phil Collins isn’t some kind of musical genius. #PhilCollinsissomekindofmusicalgenius
Why do I always wait until the day before the birthday to try to order a birthday cake, and then learn AGAIN that you can't just order a birthday cake the day before the birthday??? #momoftheyear
I was just thinking about how nice it would be if our 100+ year old house had a mudroom. And then I realized that I don’t need another area of my house to be crabby about.
#consumerbeware a 🧵. We purchased an @LGUS washing machine on August 25 from @HomeDepot. They use a 3rd party delivery service. The 3rd party delivery service delivered and installed our machine. We gave it a once over as directed, and all looked good, however...
One of my favorite things about parenting is planning a meal for a family of 5 and learning AS YOU'RE PREPARING IT that only 2 people are eating.
My oldest son to us: “we need to show the kids Borat” (‘the kids’ refers to his two 14 year-old siblings. HE is 17. So, also a kid. 🤣)
“Have you ever noticed that Kentucky looks like chicken?” - my 14 year-old son #kellerquestions
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Sometimes I like to think about things that people might say to describe me at my funeral (it's not morbid, I promise). Things like, "she always got to her Spring cleaning about 3 seasons too late." Or "She was optimistic about her produce drawer." What will people say about you?
My 14 year-old daughter is on season 2 of @GreysABC I have watched every season, some of them more than once. Daughter just asked “do you like Addison?” My reply: “I’ve known her for 20 years.”