everything’s coming up milhouse || she/her

nj
Joined March 2014
watching hayley williams through this guy’s gauge
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In America the president threatens you with healthcare
Trump: If Democrats win, “You’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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if you don’t go into credit card debt in america they will kill you
You use a debit card at 31 years old
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The Eagles medical staff treating Jalen Hurts for blood clots at the hospital
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saturday movie theater popcorn dinner & sunday ice cream dinner cannot hurt you if you are pure of heart
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i love sending images to people that is what friendship is all about really
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showing up to the gig at 9 pm and immediately yawning
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How I feel when I try to interact with literally anyone
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I can't begin to tell you how much I like it when my car stays on the ground
BREAKING: The new Tesla, $TSLA, Roadster flew over other Tesla vehicles:
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First look at young Jason with his machete in the ‘FRIDAY THE 13TH’ prequel series.
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there really is no better band than the wonder years
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white people start biting their parents when mr brightside comes on
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Charlie Kirk would've turned 33 years old.
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You’re laughing. Kelly Clarkson has put us in danger, and you’re laughing.
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do u think they’re terrified of aging bc they spend all their time w pedos who don’t find them hot
What is this genre of white woman called?
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cause of death spaghetti overdose
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i love a grocery store seasonal aisle. what have they done to pretzels this time
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been really getting into anger lately
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