@colin_sharp

Hot Eats, Cool Tweets. He/him/his.

 Vancouver, BC
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Joined August 2009
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Never let anyone tell you there’s no night life in this city.
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I COULD RUN THROUGH A BRICK WALL
Aaron Rupar
@atruparJun 18
here is Mamdani's entire speech at the Knicks parade, which is easily the best speech I've ever heard at an event of this sort
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- Robin Williams heading into War of the Worlds by himself with a huge popcorn - Conan O’Brien having dinner with his family - David Cross hitting up an ATM at Bumbershoot - Douglas Coupland buying a tree at the garden centre I worked at - Eating lunch across from Chet Hanks
Rick Paulas@rick_paulasMay 12
Top 5 celebrity sightings (in no order): -David Cross at a Silverlake Junction party -Kate Winslet at Malibu Ralph's -Lighting Matthew Perry's cig outside a theater -Peeing next to Marilyn Manson at Arclight Hollywood -Richard Kind on a street within 24 hrs of moving to NYC
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SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
@SubwayTakesMay 12
The expression, 'I didn't have that on my bingo card" is the dumbest expression I've ever heard!! @ColinJost Starting May 11th, episodes of @popculturejeopardy will release every weekday through Jun 5th on @netflix
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I’ve concluded that Dillon Brooks is a supporter of rigorously edited, open source knowledge.
Press photo of Phoenix Suns forward Dillon Brooks with his shoulder tattoos of W and P edited to add text that makes it read “Wiki Pedia”

ALT Press photo of Phoenix Suns forward Dillon Brooks with his shoulder tattoos of W and P edited to add text that makes it read “Wiki Pedia”

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I wrote and voiced a lil holiday sketch for this.
ComedyHereOften@ComedyHereOften1 Dec 2025
🎄🤝🥛 HOLD MY NOG is officially OUT! Our Christmas Comedy Compilation Album produced by @kevvy 🎅 🎧 Listen Now on all Streaming Platforms: ffm.to/holdmynog #comedyhereoften #christmas #christmasalbum #comedyalbum
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I like chicken quesadillas
Star Ridex@starboyridex26 Nov 2025
What’s the lore behind your header ?
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It’s been 18 months. Feels like society is due for a new type of trendy water bottle.
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Wild that in seven decades of existence Eurovision has given us ABBA — maybe the best pop group of all time — and a bunch of the most annoying music you've ever heard in your life.
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I've had this in place for five years. I won't even see my own post.
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No, no, the economy is doing FINE in Vancouver. It’s just a COINCIDENCE they’re adding a Return-It Recycling Depot to Shaughnessy.
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Had a perfectly fun set tonight, but the highlight was backstage in the green room when I was the only comic on the show to correctly guess the year that Marley & Me was released.
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Making a sold out crowd at a comedy show laugh feels almost as good as one stranger liking my Letterboxd review.
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Paul Giamatti in The Holdovers. No I don’t know the character’s name. That’s the joke.

ALT Paul Giamatti in The Holdovers. No I don’t know the character’s name. That’s the joke.

🎃scar@_onthewayjay15 Oct 2025
when was the last time an original film character became a genuine pop cultural icon? There has to have been someone post-Jack Sparrow but I simply can’t think who
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RIP D’Angelo, don’t even know what to say. Three timeless albums, each one an incredible expansion of his sound—a peerless, flawless discography. It wouldn’t even be crazy to say he released the best album of the 90s, the 2000s, and the 2010s. One of our greatest artists.
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New Cool Kids album got me doing the Jay-Z face from when Timbo first played him the "Dirt Off Your Shoulder" beat.
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did you have to convince someone to leave to have their seat?
Pierre Poilievre
@PierrePoilievre6 Oct 2025
What a game. What a win. #WANTITALL
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Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban splitting up can’t possibly hurt me. I’ve already lived through the separation of Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman.
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I understand the feeling Taylor Swift fans. Chance the Rapper also got married and then released a terrible album.
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I have my own computer
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