
On a journey back to silly goosery. Pokémon, housewives, mental health, weird cat obsession. (see also: @milkmanthecat)
Joined February 2009
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four years since I met the little orange giant who would save and shape my life. I love you forever, Milkman—you’re the best thing I’ve ever gotched!!!
art skill progress report on the eve of turning another year older: getting better and having fun!!!
every time Jillian Michaels opens her mouth to shame people who use weight-loss drugs, I wonder if she cut open her OWN face to make all those revisions? If she sews all that fake hair onto her own head? not sure if hell is real, but I cannot WAIT to see her there!!!!!!!!!!
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well, you guy. I been piloting my Helencopter and sometime’s I fall aslep in the conkpit. Milkma’n always comes back to You, I promise though!!!
The toughest part of being the anxious, disassociated one at the family function is, perhaps surprisingly, the sweat. Showered this morning and just never got dry. 🤷
I feel like @pants lives inside my head.
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This perfect little baby (and his two stinky dog brothers) is temporarily in my charge, and I am trying soooo hard not to bond to him completely every time I go visit. He talks nonstop and rams his head into you to demand more belly rubs. Blizzard, you are an 11/10 I love you!!!
Leif! The tailor shop! Pleeeeease. 😩
New LEGO Animal Crossing 2025 sets revealed!
Release: January 1st
#legonews #legoleaks #lego #AnimalCrossing #Nintendo



















