swallow your gum swallow your gum right now!!!!!!!

this wouldn’t happen in the city of my own invention. kingstawa

new neighbour’s a flautist

@clenchmccluggle take only pictures leave only loogies

clench would just kind of no-smeagol surmise the pass through shelob’s lair from cirith ungol

advanced development on Lithium World proceeding smoothly

my customers tell me sundays are for big wonderful ideas

and god forbid the chest fly machine’s open for more than 20 seconds at a time

hi nice to meet you. paul sociopath

mum is running pro bono PR for carney now

every time i finish a burg my ears shake it off like a hippo

did you just use our bathroom? we put that there as a joke

girlfriend not knowing what a curmudgeon is like, baby… it’s like a scrooge

brent butt was at my till in my dream-shift and dream-sam was all whatever about it

steampunk larpers always cap out at about 95% accuracy, lost me at the blundstones brother

if you give an intj engineer a “very expensive, i’ll say that” soldering machine

4 dude lineup for the cables, no one working in because of rejection sensitive dysphoria

girlfriend has no idea who alotta fagina is

put vaseline on my lips before bed n now i’m walkin around all sexy