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Machine Gun Kelly pulled Kelly Kay out of Logan Paul's party and did her on the back of Logan's G-Wagon. Standing up. Years later, she says she still has the hemorrhoid to prove it. In the video below, she tells the full story. She calls it the craziest one she has. It was the 100th episode of Impulsive, Logan's podcast. She'd recorded voice bits for their soundboard, so they invited her. She didn't really know anyone there. The guest that day? MGK. Nobody had planned it. After the show it turned into a party at Logan's house. MGK pulled her outside. He had one text he always sent her when he wanted her to come over. She says it was their version of "Netflix and chill." That night there was no bed. Just the back of Logan Paul's G-Wagon, standing up. Then she walked straight back into the party. A couple of days later the hemorrhoid showed up. She says she still carries the cream with her. "I love you, but you f*cked up my a**hole for life." Why did she go along with it? "I liked it because he liked it. I'll kind of do anything for my man."

"I'm a f*cking rock star and I want five b*tches around me at all times." That's what Machine Gun Kelly texted Kelly Kay when he ended things with her. In the video below, she tells the story for the first time. She says she'd barely even told her best friends. She says they dated for years before he blew up. Back then, he was "a famous failing rapper." By the time of this interview he was a rock star dating Megan Fox. Kelly says Megan is from a town over from where she grew up. One night after the Super Bowl she met him at LIV. He told her he was going to write a song about that night. She says he did. It's a Jack Harlow remix on his reels. But she'd get jealous. At one of his shows, surrounded by groupies, she drank whiskey and started crying. His answer: "I just have to provide for the party." His text said she was "wife material." That was the problem. Would she ever date a celebrity again? "No. There's just too much."

JAKE PAUL flew SKY BRI to Puerto Rico the day after his breakup with Julia Rose - and told her the whole thing was for clout, according to Sky Bri. 💀 She says she already knew him. Then Julia was out, and he hit her up. In the video below, she tells the story herself. The very first night, he flew her to Puerto Rico. The very first conversation was about clout. He wanted her to post it. She says he wanted to make Julia mad. "I knew that's what it was," she says. "It was very mutual." She had never been to Puerto Rico. She said she'd come if she could bring her best friend. He was into both of them. Then he pitched it: "Let's just do like a three-way relationship." They got each other's names tattooed. Hers is still there. Guys she's with now tell her to get it lasered off. What Jake did with his tattoo is the part that says everything.

Jordan Belfort says he lost his yacht and his private plane in the same 10 days. He had about $250,000 in cash on the boat. His friend went back for the quaaludes instead. In the video below, from a 2010 interview, Belfort tells the story himself, three years before The Wolf of Wall Street came out. It was 1996. He says he was already "four or five ludes deep" at the airport, and spent $80,000 on a new wardrobe for his wife on the way. The yacht was the Nadine, named after his wife. "It was Coco Chanel's boat," he says. The captain didn't want to go: 100 miles of open sea in a storm. Belfort: "Let's go." A 50-foot rogue wave flipped the boat. The front porthole gave way, and it started sinking. Six hours later the Italian Navy sent a helicopter. To make room for it to land, they pushed Belfort's own helicopter off the deck. "We can only take what we can carry," the captain said. Belfort had "like a quarter million in cash on the boat," plus artwork and jewelry. He sent his friend Rob back down. Not for the cash. For the drugs. Rob came back from the flooded, electrified cabin with a bag of 100 quaaludes and third-degree burns on his feet. Then they got to the airport. No private jet. It had crashed on takeoff, he says, after a seagull flew into the engine. The pilots survived. "You think I would have taken this as a sign that I should calm down... But I didn't, because I was addicted to drugs." In 1999 he pleaded guilty to securities fraud. He was ordered to pay $110 million back to the investors he defrauded. A yacht and a plane in 10 days. What would it have taken for you to stop?

Tom Dwan put $1.55 million into one pot with a single pair of queens. It became the biggest pot in televised poker history: $3.1 million. In the video below, he explains why he was sure Wesley didn't have aces. The game was Hustler Casino Live's $1,000,000 buy-in game in 2023. Wesley bought in for $3,000,000, more than anyone at the table. Wesley had ace-king. He bet $125,000 on the flop, $350,000 on the turn, and his last $786,000 on the river. Dwan called every time. Dwan says he picked up two of the biggest live reads ever on TV in that one 8-hour session. He didn't spend them on small pots. He filed them "in the back of my brain" and waited. "If he could have read my mind, he should have just run out of the casino and never bet another chip." Wesley tweeted after: "Sorry it didn't work out. 3.1M pot bluff. Biggest bluff in poker history." The same man who won $3.1M on camera has been accused by 3 players of owing them money. Peter Jetten says $226,000. Haralabos Voulgaris says $350,000. Dan "Jungleman" Cates says about $1,300,000. Dwan denies owing Jetten and Voulgaris. Poker genius, or the best player nobody wants to lend to?

i gave 6 grok agents my last $84 and one rule: no memes tonight, only real alts. by 8am it was $1,893 11pm. SOL, ETH, XRP, LINK, DOT, the boring stuff. 10-20x perps the floor: → ATLAS reads the chart → CHAIN watches whale flows on-chain → ECHO reads X → PULSE sits in telegram alpha chats → DEPTH watches the order book → GUARD trades nothing. he just approves or kills GUARD's checklist before any entry: funding neutral, OI not crowded, liquidation more than 6% away, spread under 0.02%, margin 60% max, stop -1.2% set before the order goes in 6,140 signals overnight. 10 got through the night: → 23:12 AVAX from ECHO, $50 in. +$40 → 00:58 LINK from PULSE. stopped, -$23 → 02:44 ETH from ATLAS. +$130 → 04:29 SUI from CHAIN. stopped, -$59 → 05:22 ADA from PULSE. +$281 → 07:07 LTC from ATLAS, $718 in. +$697 the weird part: each of the 5 agents found exactly 2 trades. ECHO 2, CHAIN 2, PULSE 2, DEPTH 2, ATLAS 2. nobody carried the night, the whole floor did and the wins kept getting bigger as the stack grew. size went from $50 on the first trade to $718 on the last. $40, $64, $92, $130, $184, $281, $402, $697 8 wins, 2 losses. both losers hit the -1.2% stop and that was it $84 → $258 → $572 → $794 → $1,893 that was all the money i had in that account. i went to bed expecting to wake up at zero bookmark this before you put your last $84 into a memecoin

I gave my Grok Bot $1,870 and one task: make it 2x. It's 4:12am. It's at 8.64x. $1,870 → $16,157. +$14,287 in one night. 112 trades. 109 green. 3 red. It isn't one bot. It's four agents, each with one job: > SNIPER hits fresh pairs in the first 5 minutes, but only after LP is burned and mint is revoked > MOMENTUM waits for a volume breakout and rides it with a trailing stop > DIP HUNTER buys −30% wicks and sells the bounce > WHALE TAIL copies smart wallets the second they move Each one ran 28 trades. SNIPER, MOMENTUM and DIP HUNTER took one loss each. WHALE TAIL took none. The goal was 2x. It crossed that in the first hour, then 3x, 4x, 5x. Nobody told it to stop, so it didn't. The one red I saw live: SNIPER bought $MICHI, it dumped 6% in 3 seconds and the stop cut it at −$43. The other three didn't even blink. Here's what the last few seconds look like: -> DIP HUNTER buys $FWOG, dev didn't sell -> WHALE TAIL sells $PNUT, +$353 -> SNIPER sells $SPX, +90%, +$392 -> DIP HUNTER trails $FWOG at +24% -> DIP HUNTER sells $FWOG, +$627 Every trade is small. Every exit is planned. 97% of them land. It's SIM mode on live prices for now. I'm asleep. The four of them aren't. The whole build is in the post below ↓

Claude Code found 3 leaks in my trading bot. 48 hours later, $600 became $1,790... everyone's using it to find spyware. i pointed it at my bot instead 3 weeks on paper: 1,214 trades, 61% green, and the balance still went $1,000 → $868 one prompt, the code + 21 days of logs. it found 3 leaks: → take-profit was counted from the wallet i was copying, not my fill. i got in 3-9s late, so every "+30%" exit was really +4% → slippage at 0.25 since my first test, with my own comment next to it: "# temp, fix later" → 9 honeypots it bought and could never sell. $214 stuck 3 fixes. i didn't fully trust it yet, so i restarted on a fresh $600 paper wallet 48 hours later: $1,790. 84 trades, 58% green, one -17% dip on the way spyware is a one-time find. a leak in your bot costs you on every single trade check yours tonight: → is take-profit counted from your fill or from the signal? → search your config for "temp" and "todo" → can it sell what it buys? simulate the sell first save this and send it to anyone running a bot. prompt below ↓

holy sh*t. i gave claude, grok, gemini and chatgpt $1,000 each and the same prompt. 30 days later claude had $38,420 and i'd bet on the wrong f**king one 4 paper wallets on live prices. every decision logged, all 4 on one chart grok led for 16 days straight. on day 11 it gave back 41% in one session and still stayed #1. i was already writing the "grok wins" post day 4 gemini was at $612. i had my cursor on the kill switch then day 17 claude took the crown and never gave it back chatgpt had the best win rate of all 4, 64%. it finished dead last with $6,840. 9.8s per decision vs 1.1s for claude. by the time it said "buy" the move was gone the first run died on day 2 because of that. chatgpt answered trades in paragraphs and my parser choked. after that all 4 had to reply in JSON only: buy / skip / sell, size, confidence. no prose $4,000 in, $81,930 out on paper picking buy or skip isn't a writing job. the one that explained the most lost who's your pick for round 2? reply and i'll run it prompt + rules in the reply

my last $40. told grok to pay for itself by noon tomorrow or it gets deleted. it came back with $3,861 the deal was simple: $3,500 in 24 hours or i unplug it. no extensions i gave it 8 wallets to copy. the weakest one made $388k in the last 30 days, the best one $741k first hour it was down $2.65. i already had my thumb on uninstall then it started hitting: → $NIHILISM, copied bigbabba, 12x, +$117. first rocket, balance jumps past $150 → at $1,338 it still needed $2,162 and the clock was running → $FTR, copied bystevenr, 17x, +$1,874. balance went from ~$1.3k to $3.2k on one trade → 52 losing trades along the way. most of them tiny, $BUBBLE -$3.02, $CLAUS -$5.05 → OmakaseOnly went big on $OTC. too big for my stack, so the bot just skipped it → ExactTallTakin alone made it $864 what it actually does: → all 8 wallets synced, copies a buy in 88–352ms → wallet sells, it sells. no hoping, no "one more candle" → bet bigger than the risk cap → skip, no debate → 143 trades closed, only 64% green → max drawdown -14.7%, never worse than that $40 → $164 → $353 → $1,150 → $3,861 i didn't click once. 105 copies, all on its own. by hand i'd be 2 minutes late on every single entry 64% win rate and still 96x. losses stay small, 5 rockets pay for everything. that's the whole trick paper wallet on live prices, so real fills will slip. the setup is in @0xboan's article below so yeah. it gets to live. for now bookmark this before you delete your own bot