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Dallas, TX
Joined September 2010
We are a few years away from 5-6 UCLA battling 5-6 Michigan for bowl eligibility while 4-7 Texas is fresh off a loss to Vanderbilt
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Same announcer, just a few years apart. “Do you believe in miracles? YES” “In the home of the double doink. A single doink”
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I think Baylor should legitimately consider firing Dave Aranda tonight. Fans showed up. They've given him the roster to compete. Efforts like this against a rival, at home, with how much was riding on this game... there's no good reason to give him a shot to win his way back.
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colby conner retweeted
OH MY
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15 years ago today RG3 started off his Heisman season with 397 total yards and 5 TD in a thrilling 50-48 win over TCU.
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The world is being introduced to old school Big12 football, and i love it.
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I love the World Cup. I’m an American wearing an English premier league jersey next to someone in a Mexico jersey. About to watch Australia take on Egypt.
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Hard not to think the Stars lost this series at the trade deadline. Hughes was one of, if not the, best player on the ice for 6 games. Bunting was healthy scratched for 5 games, Myers healthy scratched for 1. Would love to have Roope, but deadline deals are the difference
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Lache Seastrunk. That guy rocked.
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Can we get @BJ_owns to engineer this championship game? ESPN has no idea what level Herbstreit should be
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Seeing espn on YouTubeTv again
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colby conner retweeted
Update: My soon-to-be wife said we can move the wedding if I get 1 million reposts. Make it happen boys. @CollegeGameDay @PatMcAfeeShow @JoeyMcGuireTTU
365 days in a year and my fiancé schedules our wedding on the same weekend as Gameday.
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Our ESPN feature on @DallasStars Jake Oettinger. Jake opens up on getting pulled in a must-win playoff game and how he moved forward - with some help from his friends.
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Cowboys eclipsed 14 points first. Cowboys win
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Jerry is going to trade one of those first round picks to bring Amari Cooper back, isn’t he?
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We have about two years left of Paige Bueckers before she’s traded to the Sparks
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There’s just no way Pete gets fired if the Stars lose in the first round in game 7 to the Avs without Miro and Robo.
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Inject Harley’s little Mario hop celly into my veins.
THOMAS ******* HARLEY!!!!!!!!!!
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Handshakes to close out The President’s Trophy winners in 6! #OttersBetter
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Jim Nill - GM of the year
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The Mikko natty hatty!
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