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I awake from the solace of sleep to be ravaged by the sheep, the weak ponder their skills but continue to swallow the same pill, what will become of us?

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Joined February 2009
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Man this insomnia is killer. I've been lying in bed thinking that I have to watch 7 videos of people fighting with airline staff to fall asleep. Is that possible? I want to delete my ego . The struggles and pains of others can not be entertaining.
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If my brain is completely empty but I fill it with videos of people treating the staff at Burger King poorly could interfere with my memory. Not sure if that's why I can't remember certain things from the past. #memory #burgerking @RickRubin
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I can't figure out what purpose social media has for me. I deleted my original accounts because I felt it was soul sucking. i kept Reddit which is turning out to be the worst thing for your mental health. This obsession with #publicfreakout #iamthemaincharacter #fightporn
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What is it? Just watching the chaos of the world ... It doesn't make me feel good at all. Is it possible to need therapy to get off the addiction of watching the horrible actions of others? Is there an appropriate amount of terrible shit you can watch? People watch the news.
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Perhaps there's a support group. You know what if not I might make one. How would that support group work, maybe we would all show the horrible video we viewed more than 10 times that week. Could get specific - this week I need to talk about how I watch people fight at restaurant
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I'm making a public apology to @mikesheer for not following through on a promise because of technical difficulties. #heartfelt
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I dunno if this is funny or scary. Nevertheless it's a great comeback. #ElectricCars
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Dear ⁦@Steam⁩ I have spent one hour trying to make an account and spend money. Your #captcha is broken or I’m actually a robot . At this point I can’t tell. Ives tried 3 computers, 7 browsers and 3 phones.
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This is infuriating! Peaceful protesters being met with excessive force. Unacceptable! #ProtectOurRights #PeacefulProtest #ClimateActivism
"30 seconds, send your leader to my vehicle, let's talk, get off the fucken road" - Tribal Ranger announced on the highway leading to #BurningMan festival where climate activists blocked the road. About 37 seconds later a ranger RAMMED through blockade, made arrest at gun point.
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Absolutely heartbroken to see peaceful protests met with undue force. It's time we prioritize empathy, open communication, and protect everyone's right to express their beliefs safely. #StandAgainstInjustice #EqualVoices #ClimateActionNow #BurningMan
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Drake thought he was ready for Burning Man, until he saw the mud and heard about the potential of Ebola spreading. A missed opportunity for the greatest Hotline BING of our time. Guess his dance moves will have to save the day somewhere else! 🕺 #DrakeDitchedBurningMan #MudEbola
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Just experienced the epic "MuddyMan" edition of #BurningMan and let me tell you, it was a true exploration of extremes! Mud-surfing in designer garments? Check. Tent-mudslides? Double check. A whole new twist to the desert extravaganza! Never a dull moment. #soglamorous #dirty
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Why did the flamingo bring an inflatable raft to Burning Man? Because it heard there would be a "burning" man and decided to be prepared for any puddles! #jokes #BurningMan
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they don't have the guts!#DadJokes
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"Breaking News: In a groundbreaking scientific discovery, it has been found that telling a joke a day on Twitter can increase your life expectancy by five hilarious years! Stay alive, my friends, one joke at a time." #StayFunny #GoodForYourHealth #LaughToLive
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I accidentally wore my shirt inside out to the supermarket today, but instead of feeling embarrassed, I just started confidently introducing it as the 'fashion-forward reverse look.' Now I'm selling them for $100 a pop. Who's in? #InsideOutFashionTrend
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It's official I can no longer have peanut butter in the house because I will eat it all in one sitting. #peanutbutter #munchies
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Like all true chromes watch out for quick saturation. #tape #cassette
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Well it happened I fell for my first crypto scam. I was tired, sick and bored. It was the trifecta of bad head space. Well you live and learn. Luckily I barely have any skin in the game and I treat the whole thing like the lottery. #cryptoscam #idiot
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