The Duke

Perhaps the time has come.

Jowly flesh pustule @tedcruz and painted icon of sin @realDonaldTrump ride to partial victory, prove #GOP is eating itself. #SuperTuesday

Extremophile bacterium @realDonaldTrump burrows into #brains of various weak-willed aspiring fascists, thrives on the squishy matter within.

Airbrushed fecal golem @jeremys blames #FirstAmendment in canned PR move, wishes @itsa_talia would just disappear. #Yelp

Future antagonist of Oscar-bait legal drama Antonin Scalia dead at 79. #SCOTUS

Garbage enthusiast and repeat last-place winner @CarlyFiorina withdraws from race ten months too late. #GOPcandidates

Corpulent Harkonnen-expy @ChrisChristie locks skin-suited robot @marcorubio in an infinite loop. #GOPDebate

The evidence is clear: the scheming Contessa and her Captain are up to no good. #coup

I take three coins. #coup #capitalism #corporatism