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I’m so unserious, pls β€’ 2 dogs β€’ 29 years β€’ 🌈 pan β€’ she/her/they/them β€’ Licensed Cosmetologist πŸ’‡πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ’…πŸΎ

Joined November 2013
Going by my ops house later
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My medication fr doing the best it can
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β€œI’m hungry, can I hit your vape?”
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Don’t get reckless, partna
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Me as soon as October rolls around
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……….BITCH SHUT TF UP THATS WHY YO MOUTH STANK
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I got this shirt for a dollar at Walmart and thought it was a cropped topβ€” It is in fact a little boy shirt
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β€œHow extra are you” Me:
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When you buy a new car and it comes fully equipped with its own floor fries 🀀🍟
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I really had this shyt on πŸ’ž
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Me: this isn’t what I ordered Waiter: yes it isβ€” Me:
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Chatβ€” Which lock screen? I’m tryna make sure if my phone ever gets stolen, they fold
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Dream Asia Fest this weekend 😝
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I like gospel music but I can do without all the other stuff πŸ€”πŸ«£
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You know she fine asf when she gotta peepee a lot 😌😭
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I’ve went the entire time of having braces with no rubber bands And now at the end, they wanna slap some on 😭
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My life this past year feels like a long, exhausting episode of black mirror
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Some of you never practiced P.L.U.R and it shows πŸ˜”πŸͺ©
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I accidently paid for a blue check. Who do I sue?
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No lighter? No problem
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