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'I pictured [Mike] in a flowery apron, dripping dissatisfaction, an aura of shattered dreams shining through the Marlboro haze. I might have giggled.'

Houston, TX, USA
Joined March 2007
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Sun's out. – at Houston, TX
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Yeah, I’m not paying $8/mo for S, 3 or Y either, New Twitter.
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Whoah! Check out the colors. Love these!
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Daylight came. He went home. Thank you, Harry.
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You can’t sort out a blue check mark and you want me to trust self driving cars?
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2023 is the year of TL;DGAF
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Hunkering down for the freeze with a highball of @8thWonderBrew Hammer Down whiskey and Topo Chico. Highly recommended and giving to a good cause (@SouthernSmokeTX). Finding ways to love the holidays! 🎄❤️
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Stoppage time is great and all, but I’m beginning to appreciate delay of game penalties more and more. #hurrythehellup
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So, @8thWonderBrew, the real question is whether Rocket Fuel will actually help my plane get there faster… #worktravel #lovethisstuff #coffeeandbeer
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Also, @8thWonderBrew - if you age Rocket Fuel in one of your whiskey barrels, I want to know ahead of time to block off my calendar. All my loves in one glass.
La Trahison des Tweets
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blue canary in the outlet by the light switch who watches over you was on sale for $8 not to put too fine a point on it…
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Also, rankaku - eggshell artwork - always white. Does anybody do it with easter-egg-dyed shells? #AskTPA @dowdyism @imyke
Baseball night! I got a low APR on the peanuts but my credit wasn’t approved for the Cracker Jacks also. (w/ @urbanhoustonian)
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What’s the Russian translation of “Supreme Court Justices: Go Fuck Yourself”?
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Oh Ralph oh Ralph, Don't make love by yourself It's five to twelve Don't leave me on the shelf I want to taste it So please don't waste it You're not a hanky panky wanky man Man, early 2000s Europop lyrics were DEEP.
Proof of life: Wordle 361 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
ba-da-BOOM. Wordle 360 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩