Improv-Asshole

Joined April 2013
That's not fair. How are we supposed to pull them over for speeding and then they whip out the Uno reverse?
BREAKING: Tesla's next-generation Roadster launches off a ramp before hovering back down to the ground during its unveiling event.
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JUST IN: UAE officials reveal the Flydubai co-pilot hijacker became radicalized while studying in Australia.
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Oh yes, traditional to do a welcome to country by reading your iPhone. Brought to you by the people that didn’t work out the wheel.
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Guild Wars 3 is sounding promising. Classes plus ARPG combat and fluid movement, please don’t fuck it up.
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Still one of my favourite Alboloney posts…..😂😂😝
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Technologie 🤖 Europe 🇪🇺 VS États-Unis 🇺🇸
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The retards at news dot com . au are running this graphic claiming it's from today's anti One Nation protests in Australia. The problem is, the image is from 2022. The people in the image are wearing summer clothing and COVID masks. You can't hate msm enough.
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Elon should buy Australia not the UK, given the size he could build massive factories, launch from here, our natural resources are abundant. The ROI would be insane if he did. @elonmusk
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🇦🇺 THIS IS AUSSIE SONS We’re building a community of Aussie blokes who get together and do things. This weekend alone, some of our members are getting together to celebrate one of their kids’ birthdays, others are travelling up to Bundaberg to support a local protest, and blokes around the country are painting banners ready for next weekend’s banner drop. From flag runs and banner drops to pub feeds, pool, steaks, family events and getting out into the community, there’s always something happening. We’ve got mates and local communities forming right across the country. If you want to meet some like-minded mates and get connected with your local community, send us a message, say g’day and we’ll point you in the right direction. 📩 Telegram — Direct Messages / Join t.me/AUSSIESONSDirectmessage… FOLLOW AUSSIE SONS Facebook facebook.com/share/1RMgFZuV2… X / Twitter xitter.cf/theaussiesons?s=11 Instagram instagram.com/aussie_sons?ig… YouTube youtube.com/@aussiesons?si=j… TikTok tiktok.com/@aussiesons?_r=1&… Telegram t.me/+UD8r0c-0OAMzOWI5 Cheers, and God bless Australia. 🇦🇺
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A lot of brown people talk to me like "haha we are winning, you are losing!" Nah bro, everyone's losing, especially you. If you "win," the biggest losers are still going to be you. You're going to be in Hell forever with no one to save you. You are all going to end up right back where you started, but without any of us left to give you free wealth out of misguided pity. What do you think you're winning, exactly? Do you think you get to keep our stuff when we're gone? I know this is too hard for a lot of brown brains, but stuff goes away over time. You're not going to be able to replace the stuff we created. Everything we have takes a huge amount of maintenance and cooperation. You people are really fucking bad at that. We built railroads in a lot of your countries and you literally just let them turn into rust. That is what you do. We have better stuff because we are always growing things and mining things and gathering things and coordinating things and figuring out new ways to put things together. None of you know how to do any of that. If you knew how to do it, you would do it where you already live. You wouldn't need to move to where we live. For our stuff. Take a moment. Imagine what you think you're going to have when we're gone. Cities? Cars? Homes? Boats? Jobs? Roles in Hollywood movies? Why would those things exist after we no longer exist? Where are they going to come from? Do you really think there's going to be, like, a black tech company in America once white people are gone? Why aren't there any in africa? Why aren't there any in Baltimore? All the stuff white people made was still there. Where did it go? What did the blacks do with it? Oh, yeah. Rust. Do you really think that Microsoft and Adobe are better when you fill them with Indians and fire all the white guys? Why is there no Microsoft or adobe in india? What just happened to IBM recently? Rust. All of the shit that you want to steal from us cannot be stolen. It only exists because it is "the way that white people do things." You cannot do things the way that white people do things because you are not white. You cannot take what we have because you cannot be what we are. If you take everything we have, as you say you plan to do, it will immediately turn into the same things that you already have, because that is what you are. That is what you do. And there will be absolutely nowhere to go to find anything better, because there will be no one left who can make it. You all say you want to move to the West. Imagine there's nowhere to move. "The West" is us. It's our bodies. Not yours. It's wherever we live. Without us, you will look at the hell you have created, and you will envy us once more for not being alive to see it. You cannot win. You can either stay where you are and look at what we have from far away, or you can remove it from the Earth and have nothing to hope for ever again. Global africa. Global india. Global mexico. You will envy the dead. Forever!
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Coddie retweeted
The boomer generation will forever be remembered as the generation full of weak men who created hard times.
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It has never been clearer to me that women should have never been given the right to vote. They will vote for their own rape and destruction.
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