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The NFC East is the first division since the 1970 merger to go winless in back-to-back weeks with every team playing.
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This a trade the Cowboys should make
Legend
#BREAKING: Gambling helpline director sentenced to 10 years for stealing $1.4M to gamble.
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💻 @MoveTheSticks
What is chief among the many #DallasCowboys issues now sitting at 2-3 after an embarassing home loss to Tampa Bay?
#NFL
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ELITE OFFENSES THAT GOT FIGURED OUT
Los Angeles Rams (2018 → 2019)
#2 → #11 scoring offense
Defenses copied the Super Bowl blueprint: split-safety shells, disguise, force Jared Goff post-snap. Play-action timing disrupted.
👉 Blueprint exposed
Atlanta Falcons (2016 → 2017)
#1 → #15 scoring offense
Explosives removed. Deep shots off play-action taken away. Forced long drives = inefficiency.
👉 Explosives erased
Carolina Panthers (2015 → 2016)
#1 → #15 scoring offense
Edge discipline vs Cam Newton. QB run game contained → forced into dropback offense.
👉 Option contained
Philadelphia Eagles (2017 → 2018)
#3 → #18 scoring offense
RPOs diagnosed. Mesh points attacked. Slants/glance routes jumped.
👉 RPO solved
Arizona Cardinals (2021 → 2022)
Top 5 → bottom 10
Space compressed. Horizontal Air Raid neutralized. Forced tight-window football.
👉 Space removed
Chicago Bears (2018 → 2019)
#9 → #29 offense
Misdirection/gimmicks ignored. Forced Mitchell Trubisky into structure. No answers.
👉 Gimmick neutralized
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“This is two weeks in a row when I think a defense has forced the Cowboys into being the worst version of themselves."
@robertmays, @davehelman_ and Derrik on a rough night for the Dallas Cowboys offense in Green Bay.
Those players not gonna figure it out. They laughing and giggling on the sidelines while getting that ass beat by a team you know you’ll see in the playoffs.
Maybe that’s it. They saving everything for the playoffs. Playing possum.
This some good copium im smoking
Dallas… Are we REALLY surprised?! 🫠😅😵💫
Check out our FINAL DRIVE LIVESTREAM below & let us know your thoughts about tonight’s game in the chat! 🤯⬇️
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Dallas… Are we REALLY surprised?! 🫠😅😵💫
Check out our FINAL DRIVE LIVESTREAM below & let us know your thoughts about tonight’s game in the chat! 🤯⬇️
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcCF11…
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The Cowboys have Iso crashing out tonight. We've never seen him act this way 😂
He's tired of the empty calories from the Cowboys offense 😬
@ShannonSharpe | @ochocinco | @TheJoeJohnson7 | #Nightcap
Ask him again.
Put up 29 total points in 2 weeks since this was said.
Defense held both offense to under 30 points in both games.
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The Packers offense is just
1 yard run
-1 yard run
20 yard pass to the most open receiver you’ve ever seen in your life
