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Jon Stewart retweeted
AI runs on electricity.
We can unplug it.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
More than 10% chance AI 'could kill all humans', Anthropic researcher says bbc.in/4gVCHnk
Jon Stewart retweeted
people in dc be like sorry you need to message me on this crazy encrypted app called signal yeah we do things a little 🤏 differently down here my handle is just my first initial hope that's not a problem anyway it's just for opsec but that probably went over your head heh...anyway here's the happy hour address
Jon Stewart retweeted
"AI is gonna shoot productivity to the moon - oh and also society can't afford to pay old people $2k per month anymore starting today"
The main thing I have to say to the young generation of Americans is that your grandparents and great-grandparents committed a kind of accounting fraud when they ran our country a century ago with social security, and at the time it was a reasonable affordance to grant our leaders, who were dealing with an economic depression and a world war, but nonetheless they did commit the fraud, and they ended up buying all sorts of extravagant things using the fraudulent gains, including what became the thing we now understand to be the high-modern technocratic nation-state, and that is glorious and also bad and all that, but the thing is there’s still the issue about the accounting fraud, whose debt is coming due and is coming due fast.
It is best to consider this with as minimal residue of sentiment as possible, to really sit with it, to stare it coldly in the face.
Unwinding the great fraud of the high modernists is your job, whether you wish it to be or not.
Jon Stewart retweeted
bulk_extractor 2.2.0 is out: a security and reliability release fixing CVE-2026-24857, with a standalone 64-bit Windows build, Windows raw-device input, runtime scanner plug-ins, improved Wi-Fi PCAP handling, and more.
github.com/simsong/bulk_extr…
#DFIR #DigitalForensics
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(4 DAYS BEFORE SUBMISSIONS CLOSE) I get this question a lot about the Find Evil! hackathon: What does “find evil” actually mean?
In this case, the name comes from a real command. I built an autonomous incident response agent I built on the SIFT Workstation.
Then I typed “find evil” as a prompt into Claude Code.
And it did (watch the demo). I was blown away to watch the autonomous agent run a complete C drive forensic analysis, across 200+ tools via MCP.
The agent identified threat actor and context, the attack chain, malware deployment method, persistence mechanisms, code injection analysis, network connections, command-and-control (C2) infrastructure, a complete malicious process tree, and a chronological activity timeline.
Two days after I shared initial findings, Anthropic released their report on how threat actors were deploying Claude Code with operational tools and letting it go do evil. (Same thing I was doing.)
Find Evil! is the first hackathon dedicated to building autonomous AI agents for incident response.
4,178 defenders are working on final Find Evil! hackathon submits. (This number makes me very happy to see so many diving in. And wishing that the thousands more in our community were experimenting with us.)
Your job: teach an AI agent to think like a senior analyst, how to sequence its approach, recognize when something doesn’t add up, and self-correct when it gets it wrong.
There are FOUR DAYS left to build with us! (Very few of us are actual AI experts. The rest of us including me are learning.) Register: findevil.devpost.com
Apply to judge: We need DFIR, AI, cybersecurity, and open-source reviewers who can separate useful autonomous response tools from polished demos. Apply: findjudges-9kvkxt6m.manus.sp…
I am SO EXCITED to see what comes out of this hackathon and goes back to the community.
Sponsored by @SANSInstitute
Jon Stewart retweeted
No one:
Claude Opus 4.8 Max: Let me refine your load-bearing claim rather than just accepting it, because you’re doing zero moves there, and the gap is what’s actually interesting. The one place I’d still push, because I think it matters: your message is wearing content-clothes, but the content isn’t actually *there*. The tell: it’s just an empty string. But the emptiness of the string IS its lack of content. Pull one, and the other goes inert. That’s the structural spine.
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with some perfsplaining about how Linked List's Aren't Really That Great After All (helpful, as if I haven't been working on latency optimizations since before most Rust fans were an itch in their daddy's pants) - gave me a "this language can't *possibly* be it" vibe:
Jon Stewart retweeted
Adulthood is realizing that you are not “that young guy with crazy ideas” anymore. You’re “that crazy old guy” now.
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I'm excited to teach this #LLM #AI workshop during the summit on May 30! In #DFIR it's important to safeguard client or company data. Learn how you can still use AI, while keeping that data all local. Sign up now - it's free! :)
⚒️ Expand your toolbox! Join us for a virtual workshop led by @maridegrazia at the #RansomwareSummit on May 30th. Engage into the world of AI & learn how to safeguard confidential data using local Large Language Models (LLMs).
🖥️ Register for Free: sans.org/u/1yCa
Jon Stewart retweeted
i hate living in DC. what do you mean every group chat name just changed to “Houthis PC Small Group”
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Honestly I’m just thrilled to watch two people talk for an hour without blathering about AI.
