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Cody Duoos retweeted
That loss is on
Sam Darnold
George Holani
Josh Jobe
Any of them don’t make multiple mistakes, the Seahawks take care of business
This is why you shouldn’t be Catholic
If you are a Catholic you need to submit to Rome. It’s non-negotiable.
The Pope is the Vicar of Christ, meaning he’s the representative for Christ on Earth and the spiritual leader of the Catholic Church.
This doesn’t mean you need to agree with everything he says, especially when he’s speaking in a personal capacity on matters not relating to the Church, but when he’s discussing Church doctrine you should listen.
Fake soup knower. Real soup knowers know it should go in a square container cuz it’s better for pouring into your bowl
This is… the most lukewarm, microwaved take from 10 years ago. Not even a blue check rage bait for monetization. Just being retarded for the love of the game
If I hear these commentators refer to Quinshon Judkins as JUNKins one more time I’m going to have an aneurysm. Sounds like a #mondaypunday submission after a dud week @TheFFBallers
Cody Duoos retweeted
*Jalen Hurts concussion protocol*
Doctor: Jalen what day is it?
Jalen: This place is like somebody's memory of a town, and the memory is fading. It's like there was never anything here but jungle
Doctor: That’s not right but that was also your baseline answer so you’re clear
Cody Duoos retweeted
I’m much too mature to blame women or men for my problems.
I put the blame where it belongs. With my football team.
Counter counterpoint: you’re the exact type of person who shouldn’t be driving. ZIPPER MERGE IS CORRECT
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