As a young lad 100 years ago, I took skool so I can type super fast. Now I make apps for companies that make MILLIONS of dollars while I earn THOUSANDS!
Orlando, FL
Joined April 2009
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.@Apple not approving my app that fixes it from crashing on iOS 14 because it doesn’t have in-app purchasing, is some next level nonsense!!!! 😡
Finally! I have always thought, "wouldn't it be nice to be able to just pop open the hood of my car and eat some raw shrimp?" Party time! Thanks @FordMustang!
The Da Vinci Spaghetti Code
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Mockups
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad JavaScript World
Fast and Furious Sprints
Schindler’s Paginated List
One Developer Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
300 Bugs
React Training Day
#RuinAMovieWithOneWord
Now I know why my machine randomly runs at full speed!
Went down to 8% the other day plugged in.
IT: "You have a coin miner on your machine so we have to run full scans, could take most of the day."
Exciting!
PSA #34: You don’t need to end your sentences with the name of the punctuation you’re using. Just use inflection in your voice like a normal person. That’s all I have to say about that, period.
spent so much money at Currito's that they're gong to send me a sweatshirt. I don't know whether to feel honored or embarrassed
Me: It’s funny how businesses think they can get me with these “REWARD” memberships like, spend $1000 and get $5 off next time. Psh, whatever dude. 😂
Also me: SIGN ME UP RIGHT NOW
#chickfila #starbucks #peiwei #foxtailcoffee #currito #allcreditcards
