Melinda Richards 🇦🇺🇺🇸@goodfoodgal21 Nov 2024Australia

ALT Potato the Dog in a space helmet. They are standing on a dark alien world. An ancient alien megastructure is beside them, but it is broken and abandoned. Longingly, they speak into their helmet mission log. Their transmission is addressed to their close friend, Handsome Ron - a European Robin who wears a pink sunhat. Potato says, "My dearest Ron, I write to you from a strange planet. I have crfash landed here after a frog in a firefighter helmet absconded with my smoke-alarm-time-machine-train. It is - a major bummer. Even out here, on this lonely, deserted rock in space, I have learned that we were not Day One Official Verified on Twitter. I grow fearful for us, my dear Handsome. How will The People know we are an Official account of the United States government? I whisper this part to you in a hushed voice for great emphasis - how will they know?























