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Every scene in this video happened after EndSars!! An entire compilation of Nigerian police extort!on and Brutal!ty. People that kpai during EndSars would be really disappo!nted๐๐
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One of my homegirls cut me off when she got into a relationship.
And as much as I got pissed, I gained some respect for her because I actually do genuinely want to sleep with her.
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Thereโs nobody on this earth Iโve ever worshipped and there will be nobody till I breathe my last. Loolll. Even my biggest faves, I routinely forget they exist ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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I love when toddlers start telling you stories. The details might be questionable, but the enthusiasm is unmatched. ๐
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People are easier to govern when their suffering is framed as a personal failure rather than a systemic problem.
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Yesterday Dave said from the moment you land in the airport you can already feel the hardship in this country, that statement was so real ๐ญ
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We, the general public, should not have known that Robert Downey Jr was Dr. Doom until December 18, 2026.
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If I become President, there has to be penalty for individuals who orchestrate religious psychosis.
Everything you tell your church and circulate on public media, you will prove in the court of law.
Where you drank tea with God and the previous times God came to gist you.
I saw someone write something about โThe Pope passingโ but it was satire. Something about him leaving ICU and all. But just for a split second before I got that it was a joke, I caught myself saying out loud โhow will something like this happen and God didnโt gist me?โ I panicked for a little bit. Not just because I thought the pope passed, but something else. Something of this magnitude and God didnโt talk about it?
Ah! Iโm done for!
But all is well.
The pope is still with us.
All is well.
Nothing to fear concerning I and Godโs gistsโฆ
โฆfor now.
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If you are still buying wines like Agor, 4th street, 4 cousins or liquors like American Honey, I can tell you for a fact, GUARANTEED.
You are buying fake.
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Replying to @Dir_Martinsz
Well, thank God we have him.
Please can he please help us go to this North East Forests and confuse all the kidnappers and bandits one by one.
When heโs done, he can help us move down to South West and South East!
At least, the power will benefit us all.
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Emeka the men you sat with are OGs. They didnโt tell you because they are capable of harming you but because of the future.
You are too slow and emotional to handle life lessons.
The Ego of a stupid man.
Was drinking with some Estate guys yesterday( known them for over 4 years)
So I left my drink and went to urinate, I returned, carried my tumbler to drink, the guys said I should dispose the one on tumbler.
I Asked why, they said it's not advisable that someone might put something inside my drink
I stood up and told them that, if I should follow their line of thought that I am not supposed to be drinking with them in the first place.
That if my drink or belongings are not safe in their midst, then I am in the wrong company.
Called the attendant, paid for what I ordered and left.
This evening, I attended a child dedication party, one of them came and wanted to sit at the table with my family. Told him my 3 year old is sitting there and the table is strictly for my family alone.
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Replying to @AluyaPov
@TunjiDisu1 @PoliceNG_CRU
This anti cultism in aboru iyana Ipaja are criminals you need to investigate them
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It's another kind of anxiety entirely when your problem is no longer your immediate needs (food, power, rent, transportation, clothes, gadgets etc.) but building wealth (investments, assets, building businesses).
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Devs, weโll be releasing our APIs so you can bring your games into Lagos Life! ๐ฎ
Players join with their existing accounts and spend their in-game money in your games.
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embeding this game on @LagosLifeApp and playing with your boys >>>
๐จ3 new playgrounds just landed!!!
๐ค Mud: the field after rain
๐ Sand: tyre goals and golden-hour dust
๐ข The Cage: 5-a-side under the floodlights
Pick your playground before kick-off. Free, no download.
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