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 LV426
Joined December 2019
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This! 馃挴
Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken
@woofknight7 Sep 2024
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Just watched 'Halloween'. Nearly fell asleep in the middle. Virtually nothing happens.
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It's funny because it's true.
Programmer Humor
@PR0GRAMMERHUM0ROct 20
Human-written code has a signature, and it's a stale README nobody planned to fix.
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Amateur. Everybody knows you just ignore the existing code and write it again from scratch.
Programmer Humor
@PR0GRAMMERHUM0ROct 12
Every codebase is legacy the moment someone else wrote it. Mine becomes legacy at the next commit.
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Come on folks, get me up to 300 followers. I'll follow back!
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So much ignorance and prejudice in the responses here. People *really* suffering with this and related conditions have no chance.
Heather McKee
@heatherthefairOct 8
Jesus Christ! Who cares!
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Why the hell would you want to tune in to see this?
BBC News (World)
@BBCWorldOct 8
Fort Hood shooter's execution by firing squad will be livestreamed, Pentagon says bbc.in/4ibyEVT

Fort Hood attacker's execution by firing squad will be livestreamed, Pentagon says

Pete Hegseth says the execution will be public, but a legal expert says the "unprecedented" decision is on "uncertain legal terrain".

bbc.com
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Terminator 2 I think surpasses T1. What an awesome film it is.
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Don't try this one folks. That's a valid shell script. :-)
Programmer Humor
@PR0GRAMMERHUM0ROct 4
Naming your pet after a fork bomb is how you end up calling him in a loop until the machine stops answering.
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Just seen some idiot tearing around our estate in an Audi R8. Honestly some people need their license revoked.
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Getting back into running, and it's more scientific now. I've got the perfect running test route, almost like a running track. Let's see how the numbers go.
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Can that orange fucker in the Whitehouse please end this dumb war so we can try to get back to some kind of normality?
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The male urethra is a bad design. I mean why does it go *through* the prostate? Just route it around ffs!
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It's Friday, it's payday, and it's a bank holiday Monday!
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Did some deadlifts for the first time in weeks yesterday. My quad muscles are aching like hell today.
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