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it’s the end of the world as we know it. (and I feel fine) https://xitter.cf/t.co/EI0HiYYCpY

Hell, CA
Joined April 2010
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It's the last day of our pen display giveaway! One person will win a Wacom Cintiq 16, worth $699✨ Just follow & repost this post to enter.   Ends Oct. 15, 8:00 am (GMT) clipstudio.net/promotion/giv…
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codekoan (parody) retweeted
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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codekoan (parody) retweeted
186 words vs. 6 words
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39 years‼️
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codekoan (parody) retweeted
the biggest problem is that most people in this space talking about model's performance were not good programmers to begin with and don't even know what good is.
I’m tired of useless AI benchmarks. How about we give three people a different model, strand them on an island, and see who survives the longest
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codekoan (parody) retweeted
Self-driving cars are fun because you never see competing SaaS products having a literal standoff in the street
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codekoan (parody) retweeted
NVIDIA officially announced the 12GB version of their RTX 5070 Laptop GPU, and we're happy to share that we have a new Graphics Module for Framework Laptop 16 with it. This is our 3rd Graphics Module, and we're living up to the promise of graphics upgradeability in a laptop!
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codekoan (parody) retweeted
Framework Laptop 13 Pro is selling far above our forecast, and we've sold out of the first six batches already. Also nice validation of our approach, the Ubuntu configurations are outselling the Windows ones!
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codekoan (parody) retweeted
The top critical replies to Coder Girl here were "4 hours fixing audio drivers nobody asked about", "Installing Linux is a mess", and "sure if you don't like to game". I have been a Linux user since SlackWare in the mid 90s. I would have agreed with all three of those up until around a year ago. Here is the reality I have been experiencing now: 1) My livingroom gaming machine is now permanently Bazzite. I installed the default Bazzite distribution from a USB key with no modifications. It can run Steam in deck mode, so I can use it with my (Microsoft!) XBox controller, and I play almost exclusively Windows games on it, which run (shockingly) flawlessly in Proton. I have yet to encounter a single compatibility problem, although I am sure I would if I played competitive shooters since their anticheat kernel drivers are designed to prevent using it anywhere but on unaltered Windows distributions. Anticheat is really the only thing holding Linux back from being an immediate substitute for a Windows gaming machine. 2) My audio workstation is now also Bazzite, since I figured it was easier than maintaining two distros. Default install just worked, no drivers necessary, despite the equivalent Windows install needing both Yamaha and Behringer drivers to be installed manually to function properly. It "just worked" out of the box for audio as compared to the Windows equivalent, and has been rock solid - no drop outs, no crashes. I did not have to touch a single audio configuration option. I just installed Reaper and PianoTeq, and everything worked. 3) The only machine I've found so far that has trouble working out-of-the-box with Linux is a Microsoft Surface tablet. But I still got it to work, it just required me to manually install a kernel patch because support for things like the Surface touchscreen aren't built into Linux distros currently. Once I did install the patch manually, it works perfectly, and even has a touchscreen keyboard just like Windows does. So even Microsoft's own hardware can run Linux just fine, and it would even be turnkey if your Linux distro of choice decided to mainline the Surface driver repo. The bottom line is that people who think Linux is worse than Windows either haven't used it lately, or are not being honest about how bad Windows has become. Windows is circling the drain. Every update, it gets worse. The number of problems I regularly have to solve on our remaining Windows machines dwarf anything I have to do for Linux system maintenance. Windows had a good run, but Microsoft has obviously focused its resources on SaaS and cloud computing. They don't care about Windows anymore, and neither should you. The next decade is about transitioning to Linux everywhere.
LINUX IS BETTER THAN WINDOWS LINUX IS BETTER THAN WINDOWS LINUX IS BETTER THAN WINDOWS LINUX IS BETTER THAN WINDOWS LINUX IS BETTER THAN WINDOWS LINUX IS BETTER THAN WINDOWS LINUX IS BETTER THAN WINDOWS LINUX IS BETTER THAN WINDOWS LINUX IS BETTER THAN WINDOWS
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We spent years and billions of dollars inserting a C compiler into a lossy hash table. Here’s how we spent two weeks getting it back out with a Markov process.
New Engineering blog: We tasked Opus 4.6 using agent teams to build a C compiler. Then we (mostly) walked away. Two weeks later, it worked on the Linux kernel. Here's what it taught us about the future of autonomous software development. Read more: anthropic.com/engineering/bu…
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codekoan (parody) retweeted
Replying to @LauraLoomer
my god you're suuuuch a piece of shit
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codekoan (parody) retweeted
Had over 1,000 hours in New World when I quit back in 2023. It was rough back then. Awkward patches, tons of game and server destroying bugs, and weird communication from support and Amazon. Drove me and many others away sometimes permanently. I heard very good things about Nighthaven which is not what I was expecting. It was enough where I was going to hop back in and see if things were better. Check it out for myself and maybe stay a while again. With this much recent positivity around the game I'm surprised to see Amazon cut it short. Sad to see big ideas fail especially when things finally start turning around in their favor. Big corporate gaming is slow to adapt and bites itself in the ass far too often. Indies aren't even the future anymore they are the now. Games like BALL x PIT, Megabonk, Hades, Expedition 33, and more outpace even massive studios in both communication and iteration. You all have access to the tools to make any of these today. They are no longer locked in ivory towers behind investor money and corporate greed. You can make something to inspire, horrify, or entertain even if you have a day job to pay the bills and work on your passion on the side. You can do it. I believe in you as do many others. Don't stop creating things and don't stop pushing for your goals. When one falls, we continue. Go Make Games develop.games
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codekoan (parody) retweeted
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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Well now, that is a... choice.
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codekoan (parody) retweeted
me: I need some high voltage electrolytic capacitors mom: we have high voltage electrolytic capacitors on aliexpress the high voltage electrolytic capacitors on aliexpress:
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codekoan (parody) retweeted
wonder how this guy feels right about now.
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codekoan (parody) retweeted
I can think of no better acute symbol of the American fascist movement than violently grinding away a century's worth of protections for a momentary and transient glimpse at something soulless and vapid while exposing the structure to further irreversible damage.
We should clean the Statue of Liberty and unveil its shiny color on July 4th next year for the 250th anniversary of American independence 🇺🇸
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