Husband, Dad, Problem Solver, Developer, Architect; Benevolent Evil Genius. These are *my* words. #formerlySalesforce

Vancouver, WA
Joined February 2012
Kevin Poorman retweeted
A history lesson and chat about ethics with @codefriar at Forcelandia- what’s not to love?!!? @Forcelandia #keepcodeweird #putacloudonit
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Look I know Chrome is an increasingly bad privacy nightmare, but ... Do you really want to let the company responsible for the Crime against Humanity known as Teams dictate your browser?
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I wish test.startTest() functioned like System.runAs. Test.startTest(User); /// as user Test.stopTest();
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Hey, everyone, i'd appreciate it if you'd abuse your hundreds of SF logins to upvote this idea: ideas.salesforce.com/s/idea/…
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I’ve done well for myself through the years. I’ve never been plagued by the blight that is Microsoft anything beyond powerpoint. What is this ‘viva engage’ and why does all the verbiage and marketing make it sound like a cult?
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I know her! I taught her Apex!
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Can we talk about that font? @SalesforceDevs
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Do I know anyone who does 3d design? I have a part that's conceptually simple, but i'm not good enough at fusion 360 to figure it out.
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my absolute favorite part of today is when my stupid expensive chair up and broke on me. Armrest just snapped off. Maybe not @humanscale next time. Any BIFL ergo chair models with a head rest?
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Hey so @SajPoorman is giving a talk at #forcelandia. I was nervous at first, because it’s titled ‘breaking up is easy to do’, and … well, I’m her husband. But thankfully she’s talking about the database. #whew.
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Me: Hey Siri, Play some music Siri: ‘Ok, here’s some music picked just for you’ … Siri: plays Moby… “Ain’t no body know my troubles with god” So… how’s your day going?
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Come join us next week!!
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Hey Everyone! Just a quick reminder: Forcelandia kicks off in one week! 🕒 I'll be presenting two sessions that blend code and craft beer wisdom. Check out the agenda and grab your tickets at Forcelandia 2024 Session Schedule. See you there! #Salesforce #Forcelandia
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Welp. I guess I won’t be presenting at Dreamforce this year.
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Dear @SlackHQ … look, I love block kit. But it feels like a big gap, that there’s no block for a simple table. I just want to post a markdown table. Please make this work.
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You know a demo is live, when it fails utterly because of a forced java upgrade that happened just as you started the demo. #leSigh
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So my 6yo just brought me coffee. What’s made your day?
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I am unreasonably frustrated that Amazon cancelled the Peripheral.
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Dude. It’s going to be epic.
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WaWa is the Temu version of Sheetz
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