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Joined August 2022
Nigeria is so corrupt that people hate Peter Obi for not being a thief. 😂
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Has Tinubu been saving you?
Can obi really save us ?
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“Never rated Mason Mount” is the most casual of casual opinions 2019-2022 Mason Mount was a proper player. Not in best itw conversations but he was absolutely worth the £60m we got for him It’s not his fault his body couldn’t handle the workload and fell apart
Mason Mount has to be pound for pound the worst premier league signing in history. £60 million, £250k a week. 75 games, 9 goals. Done nothing in over three years. Fuck knows how he’s played so many for England. Never rated him
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Vince™
@Blue_Footy12h
Quietly waiting for Romeo Lavia's annual masterclass against Liverpool next week. I think he will start the league cup in midweek. He's always ready for Liverpool. I can't wait...⏳️
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My problem is that some people think elections and politics is Man U and Barcelona banter. This is real life. It's the lives of over 200 million people.
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Callo@DatCallo9h
Replying to @Abz_UTC
yeah our UCL win against City is meaningless bcos we haven’t been able to beat City for over 5yrs now👍
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Kanté 💛💙 #UCL
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Chelsea and Josh Acheampong have no ongoing talks over a new contract, as his camp wants clearer assurances over regular first-team football before committing his long-term future to Stamford Bridge, according to Nizaar Kinsella. When this news broke a few weeks ago, I said I doubted he would be open to it at this point, which is the sensible approach if I were his representative. He has several suitors, and before the last international break, he was in and out of the team. He needs to cement his place in the squad first before opening talks for another contract extension. In my opinion, it will likely happen at the end of the season if things continue as they are at the moment. The only way to get him to extend is to give him assurance over game time; it is not rocket science.
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I thought our fanbase had moved on from Ngumoha; even if he were at Chelsea today, he would be on the bench like Estevão.
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fuck him but maresca was just tactically spot on this day and our players played well ll within the structure of what he told them to do.
🚨🔵 People mock Chelsea because PSG beat us in the Champions League, but they conveniently forget the context. We were out of form, had lost our manager, and the dressing room was a mess. Barcelona and Manchester City have both struggled against this PSG side, yet when Chelsea were in form, we beat them 3-0. 👀 I would love to face PSG again with this Chelsea team firing on all cylinders. We will remind everyone why Chelsea are miracle workers on the biggest stage. 💙
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The question would be if he came back and the price had reduced would you say he should pay the new low price?
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This post made me realize that many of you don't even know what presumptive tax means. Permit me to educate you. First of all by law, everyone is required to file taxes by the 31st of March 2027. That's approximately 2 months after the election, in case you haven't noticed. Whether you are employed or unemployed, NRS no send your papa. You must file. What happens if you don't file? The Nigeria Tax Administration Act provides for: - ₦100,000 administrative penalty in the first month of failure. - ₦50,000 for each subsequent month the failure continues. So what is Presumptive tax? Presumptive tax establish a simplified tax framework for individuals and informal sector businesses whose income cannot be reliably calculated due to a lack of accounting records. Now Imagine being a POS operator in Nigeria. Your personal bank account records ₦100 MILLION in transactions in one year. Then the taxman comes asking questions. You are not a big businessman. You operate a POS stand, help people withdraw and transfer money, and earn commissions on transactions. But because you use your personal bank account to run the business, ₦100 million has passed through that account in a year. But if you cannot produce proper records showing what you earned, the tax authority may assess your business using the presumptive tax rules. Here is where things get serious. Under the 2026 regulations, qualifying businesses whose income cannot be reliably determined may face a presumptive tax of 1% of actual or estimated turnover or revenue. If the tax authority lawfully determines that your taxable turnover was ₦100 million, 1% would be ₦1 million in tax. For those that file taxes, if NRS looks at what you paid for taxes and decides it's too small, the law gives the tax authority to make an additional assessment if it determines that you were assessed below the amount properly payable. They can use presumptive tax to bill you more. So they will send you additional amount to pay based on their own assessment. If the tax debt becomes due and remains unpaid, the law also empowers the relevant tax authority, under specified conditions, to take that money from your bank, or from your business partner or your supplier or anyone that is doing business with you. The scariest part is that they can do this without first obtaining a Court order. Now ask yourself have you received clear, practical education on these rules before enforcement begins? Government wants compliance, but compliance requires understandable rules, fair assessments, accessible filing and a genuine opportunity to challenge mistakes. People should not have to discover their tax obligations through a penalty notice. Elections have consequences. You go vote abi you no go vote?
In case you are not keeping track of all the taxes that will be enforced after the elections: 1. Personal income tax (PIT/PAYE) 2. Pay-As-You-Earn (PAYE) 3. Value Added Tax (VAT) 4. Companies Income Tax (CIT) 5. Development Levy 6. Capital Gains Tax (CGT) 7. Withholding Tax (WHT) 8. Stamp Duties 9. Tax on Rental Income 10. Tax on Investment Income 11. Presumptive Tax 12. Global Minimum Tax 13. Property and State Taxes/Levies 14. Customs and Import Duties 15. 5% Fuel Surcharge You go vote abi you no go vote?
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Replying to @cfcldnadvocatee
My God see movement of a top striker 👏 🙌.
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احب انا الي يعطي كل شي بالتفصيل الي يفضح الدراما والكلام الكذب والي يفضح الاشخاص الي يبحثوا فقط عن التفاعل برافو عليك
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🚨🔵 Xabi Alonso is asked what the proudest moment of his career is so far: "Probably winning the Bundesliga with Bayer Leverkusen for the first time ever...undefeated, so yeah, yeah, that was a good one. Hopefully MORE to come." 👀 #CFC
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Reece James - Letter Home
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🚨🎯 Highest-rated strikers in the PL this season: 🥇7.77 - Erling Haaland 🥈7.74 - João Pedro 🥉7.14 - Alexander Isak ▪︎ 7.12 - Bryan Mbeumo ▪︎ 7.07 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin (@WhoScored) #CFC
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