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Humble mercy core, E too good 😂
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Funke Akindele and Iyabo Ojo scream for joy after reuniting at Wunmi Toriola’s son’s 7th birthday party. ❤️😂 And the hilarious moment Funke Akindele gifted Madam Saje two bundles of money, only for her to ask for two more bundles. 😂
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🚨Peter Schmeichel on Carlos Baleba’s first-half performance for Manchester United against Leeds United: 🗣️ Peter Schmeichel: “I watched those first 45 minutes, and I immediately thought about what Michael Carrick said during the week: ‘This is the best training session we’ve had in a while.’ “And honestly, I could see it in these players. They are fighting, they are giving everything, and they are showing a level of commitment you want to see from Manchester United. The defence has not been particularly convincing, but you can see the fight, the aggression and the determination to win individual duels. That is something you can build on. “And then there is Carlos Baleba. What a player! Manchester United may have struck gold with this boy. I am not going to sit here and say he is already the best midfielder Brighton have produced, but the talent is obvious. There is something special about the way he plays. “He makes the midfield feel like it has an extra man. This is only his second start alongside Andrey Santos, yet you can already see the confidence growing between them. They are beginning to understand each other, and that is important. “People sometimes think you have to be the best player on the pitch to show your quality. That is not true. Sometimes, all you need is the right guidance, a manager who trusts you and the confidence to express yourself. You can see that happening with Baleba. “There was one moment when he received the ball under pressure. I was practically ready to shout, ‘Shoot! Shoot!’ because I thought he was going to force something. Instead, he started juggling the ball around Stach and then skipped past him. I sat there thinking, ‘My goodness, what have we just seen?’ “It reminded me of Paul Pogba at Manchester United. That ability to make something difficult look effortless, to manipulate the ball in tight spaces and escape pressure with a little bit of arrogance. Baleba has that kind of confidence, and when you combine it with his physical strength, you understand why he could become a very important player. “Then you look at Bryan Mbeumo, and I honestly struggle to think of many players in the Premier League who are as reliable in delivering decisive moments. Play him on the right wing, and he delivers. Put him on the left, and he still delivers. Use him as a number nine, and he finds a way to make an impact. “That is what you want from an attacking player. He does not need everything to be perfect before he contributes. Manchester United have a serious player in Mbeumo, and his versatility gives the manager so many options. “My biggest concern, however, is Bruno Fernandes. His movement and positioning, both on and off the ball, are becoming worrying. We know the quality he possesses, and we know he can take responsibility when the team needs him. But there are moments when I want to see him demand the ball, dictate the tempo and take control of the game. “Bruno is the captain. He is the player everyone looks towards when Manchester United need inspiration. He cannot afford to disappear from the game when things become difficult. He needs to step up, get on the ball and grab this match by the neck. “Because if Baleba continues playing with this confidence, Mbeumo keeps delivering in the final third, and Bruno finds his authority again, Manchester United could have something very exciting developing here. The talent is there. The fight is there. Now they need consistency, because one good half is encouraging, but Manchester United must learn to turn performances like this into results.”
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“I have a friend who’s now a big footballer. 3 agents were involved in his trial, and a club wanted to sign him. One threatened to send him back to Nigeria if another agent got paid more. One agent sacrificed his own money to settle the other two, and today, he still benefits from the player.” — Victor Boniface
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In late 2024, Anambra born Lagos Ekuke and socialist, Sophia Egbueje met Burna Boy through her friend Ama Reginald, an influencer who is dating Burna's PA, King Manny. Ama told the soiled Ekuke to take Burna Boy seriously, and she informed her that it's Burna Boy who bought Stefflon Don Cullinan, and he spends on girls. The Ekuke felt so out loud with such an incredible and a magnificent information. So she happily started seeing Burna Boy. Few days later, Burna promised her @heaves and Earth including a Lamborghini Urus worth about ₦550M if she surrender d0ggy. The materialistic Ekuke couldn't think twice after hearing the good news, she gave in for Burna Boy swiftly and he burned her kuntus with multiple thrusting. Odogwu pipe her to stupor and tossed her into the street and varnished like Oshodi thief. Ekuke waited months without seeing Lamborghini, not even Keke nor a wheel-barrow from Burna boy. Odogwu had disappeared like the Nollywood ghost of Kanayo O' Kanayo into the thin air. That's when Sophia realized Burna Boy don run am street, and she had fvcked up big time. Few months later (2025) she saw Ama partying with Burna and his new rumored girlfriend Chloe Bailey. She blew up and vented to a friend on audio, and that audio leaked. The news went viral. Burna Boy responded with a freestyle video "I no buy Lambo, is that why you are shouting? Dem dey where dem dey?". He later referenced it on his album 'No Sign of Weakness' track "Dem Dey." Ekuke thought that Burna Boy is one those Nigerian Okoko men who places value on a w0man's kuntus?. You can promise a girl anything and fail, but if you promise and fail her what her father can not afford she would blow up on a high proportion. Girls need to do better.
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The bride was given a task to make her husband laugh and win ₦1 million, but she almost failed until her father intervened. 😂
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So basically this video is telling us to always have our devices on record while dealing with ppl.
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Why do white people feel the need to get protected from the black community. The end of this movie is very much satisfying 🎥
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Sponsored Pilot
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desperate housewives is the kind of show you finish and immediately wish you could experience for the first time all over again
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Zlatan Ibile delivers his wedding aso ebi to Cubana Chief Priest. The aso ebi was crafted in Switzerland and imported to Nigeria.
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🚨🗣️ José Mourinho in 2018: “Do you know how many of United players that left the club last season? See where they play, how they play, if they play. That’s football heritage.” It’s 2026 and this quote STILL hits hard. Look at Manchester United today. Luke Shaw and Marcus Rashford are still here, two players Mourinho publicly criticised years ago. And we’re still having the same conversations about them. Then look at players like Jadon Sancho, Anthony Martial, Victor Lindelof, Donny van de Beek, Antony, Tyrell Malacia etc etc... Players who left United and struggled to reach the level we once expected from them. And then there's Diogo Dalot, who has made over 250 appearances. Not because he's been outstanding, but because a badly run club never replaced him, so an average right-back has become one of the first names on the team sheet for eight years. It's the same on the other side, with Shaw our only recognised left-back. This isn’t just about individual players. It’s about a club that keeps making poor recruitment decisions, holding on to players for too long and failing to build a squad capable of competing at the highest level. A decade of poor planning, wasted money and a complete lack of direction. #MUFC
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Nothing pissed me off more than the police officer assuming her brother is okay just because he is a military guy 🎬🍿
Nothing beats a movie/series with amazing plot twist and story line 🔥🍿
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They were all gambling behind her back and she hates gambling.
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This is content 😂😂😂
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You pay a visit to the bad influence on your babe 😡🤦🏽‍♂️
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“There’s grandma with a black man”😂 MOM🍿🎬
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Carter the billionaire investor The best content of that year
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Women dey do certain things to men without catching feelings, but make we reverse the roles small… make we see how e go be 😂😭
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This Rukky dey really craze 😂😭 “Na new new things una like to dey introduce”
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