st. john’s ave 😤😤😤

i feel so passionate about french onion soup

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 28 Jul 2016 (via @twi_age).

someone said kaye is russia, kim is ukraine, and pete is nato. i love the internet 🥰

if this doesnt mean that snackwraps are coming back, i don’t want to hear it

how come EVERYTIME i order dominoes, it takes FOREVER for my pizza to be “quality checked”?????? ITS BEEN 40 MINUTES IM JUST HUNGRY 🥲

being financially independent at 19 and constantly sick is the most uncool shit i’ve ever done

and an extra large white chicken chili

“We need to bring back whoever decided we needed to have jobs and like corporate society and then kill them again”

If you own a business with a drive thru and put one of these bad boys outside, I will go out of my way to support your business just to keep the inside of my car cleaned out

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 5 years, since 28 Jul 2016 (via @twi_age).

i’ve lived in florida 19 and a half years and i’ve never owned an umbrella…

the fake wedding tiktok trend looks like so much fun but i don’t have at least 12 friends to come to my fake wedding. taking applicants

now that vaccinated people don’t have to wear masks indoors anymore, idk how i’m supposed to know peoples political views just by looking at them...