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This is my favorite song so far 💆🏽‍♀️
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I want this!
Nicholas Hoult has reportedly screen-tested for the role of the new James Bond in Denis Villeneuve’s upcoming 007 movie. (hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Gagged tf outta the audience 😭like we had no idea bro
16 years ago today, Miley Stewart revealed herself as Hannah Montana.
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Right.
‘Mr. Plankton’ premiered 2 years ago today.
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No hi, hey, or hello just straight to it😭😭
one of the fattest things ive ever done
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White cop lovers will literally defend anything
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They’ll have to ask step dada 🫩
her kid can never ask her for homework help💔💔
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I LAUGH EVERY TIME 😭😭😭
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Republican friend could barely form a thought but suddenly had a lot to mouth to the camera while her friend was talking
A tale of two friends. One will vote for anyone but Abdul El-Sayed simply because he's a Muslim. She's has no reason other than his religion. The friend will vote for El-Sayed because she wants to see reproductive rights safeguarded, abortion rights protected, and wants to live in a country where everyone no matter their religion feel safe. I don't understand where El-Sayed's hatred comes from. All he wants to do is pass Medicare for all, get money out politics and get money in your pockets.
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You california bums really think you’re gonna be billionaires and its killing the planet ☹️
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Asap!
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Y’all didn’t even wanna do that so shut the fuck up
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Idk how y’all could think voting blue in California is nothing bro. I was sweating filling out my ballot cause it always feels like they’re waiting for MY ballot specifically to decide what happens next
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Seeing ppl walk around with maga hats on in San Francisco like oh bitch GET UP AND VOTE NOW!
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You’re blatantly just not me nan
Wdym ur Carl from Jimmy Neutron
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AHAHHHHHHHHHHYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAA PARADE ME!!!
The Golden State Valkyries have won the WNBA Finals. They defeated the Atlanta Dream 68-63 in game 7.
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He’s not Eddie Murphy’s age?
Noah Wyle says he was 9 years old when Eddie Murphy told him to "f*ck off," so now he always signs autographs for kids. “I met Eddie once when I was a kid. I asked him for his autograph, and I said, ‘I really like you on ‘SNL.’ And he goes, ‘What are you doing up that late?’ And I said, ‘Can I have your autograph?’ He goes, ‘F*ck off, man.' I always sign an autograph. Whenever a 9-year-old needs an autograph from me, I sign that so fast... last year for my birthday, my daughter didn’t know what to get me. My 10-year-old daughter printed up a picture of Eddie Murphy and then wrote on it, ‘Dear Noah, you’re a great kid, Eddie Murphy.’" (via Good Hang) variety.com/2026/tv/news/noa…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Noah Wyle didn't actually say he was 9 years old at his interaction with Eddie Murphy during his chat on "A Good Hang". Only mentions the age as an example of how he signs autographs quickly for young kids who ask him for one. youtu.be/-3hYo2BgqKE?is…
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Ok so then maybe…
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This is Mayor Adam West all over again🫩 AVERYYYYY
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There’s something about putting the last of the rice in my bowl that makes me feel like a son
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